Tumhari wo khamoshi js k baad tum se baat krnay ki khwahish paida ho jae,
tmharay us kalam se bhtr hai js k baad tmhain khamosh kar dia jae.
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
HAZOOR PAK [SAW] ny farmaya:
"Tanhai mein apni soch par
our mehfil mein apni zuban par qabo rakho"
Agr tm kisi ko chota daikh rahe ho,
to tum use door se daikh rahe ho,
ya phir gharoor se daikh rahe ho.
(HAZRAT ALI(R.A)"
Punjabi Poetry Messages
Parh Parh Kitaban Ilm Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi,
Hath Vich Pharh Ke Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi,
Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,
BULLEH SHAH Haasil Ki Kita, Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI...
Kadi MÉHÅK nai mukdi PHÜLLÅÑ vichon,
PHÜL sukdey sukdey SÜKK jandey
KOi qadar na jany payar di,
Dil tutdy tutdy tut jandy
Koi mool nai jug tay rishtiyan da
AY chutday chutday chut jandy
KADI payar nai mukda dilan vichon
SAAH mukdy mukdy muk jandy... . . . . .
Hath Vich Pharh Ke Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi,
Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,
BULLEH SHAH Haasil Ki Kita, Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI...
Kadi MÉHÅK nai mukdi PHÜLLÅÑ vichon,
PHÜL sukdey sukdey SÜKK jandey
KOi qadar na jany payar di,
Dil tutdy tutdy tut jandy
Koi mool nai jug tay rishtiyan da
AY chutday chutday chut jandy
KADI payar nai mukda dilan vichon
SAAH mukdy mukdy muk jandy... . . . . .
Punjabi Poetry SMS
Jhalya Ishq kamana okha
Kisay noo yaar bnana okha
Pyar pyar te har koi kar da
Kar k pyar nibhana okha
Har koi dukhaan te huss lainda ey
Kisay da dard vandana okha
Gallan nall nai rutbay milday
Jogi bhais wtana okha
Koi sadi gal nai sun'da
sajna tusan noo v samjhona okha..!!
Kisay noo yaar bnana okha
Pyar pyar te har koi kar da
Kar k pyar nibhana okha
Har koi dukhaan te huss lainda ey
Kisay da dard vandana okha
Gallan nall nai rutbay milday
Jogi bhais wtana okha
Koi sadi gal nai sun'da
sajna tusan noo v samjhona okha..!!
Girls SMS Jokes
3 larkian tangay per college ja rahi theen,
1 larki ne tangay waly se poocha,
chacha LUN bara maza deta hai ya chota ,
tangay waly ne kaha sharam kro,
larkion ne esrar kya to us ne kaha lun bara maza deta he to
1 larki boli dekha main na kehti thi k Chacha gandu hai
"Sunehri Batein"
1. Lun aur qanoon kabhe haath mein mat lo.
2. Nokri aur tatton per laat nahe marni chahiye.
3. Lun apna aur tattey dusron k utha kar geo
1 larki ne tangay waly se poocha,
chacha LUN bara maza deta hai ya chota ,
tangay waly ne kaha sharam kro,
larkion ne esrar kya to us ne kaha lun bara maza deta he to
1 larki boli dekha main na kehti thi k Chacha gandu hai
"Sunehri Batein"
1. Lun aur qanoon kabhe haath mein mat lo.
2. Nokri aur tatton per laat nahe marni chahiye.
3. Lun apna aur tattey dusron k utha kar geo
Dirty Funny SMS
Science ki 1 jadeed tehqeeq k mutabik
jawani ma Gand Marwany walay log humesha right hand ma Mobile pakar k SMS parhty hn.
na na bachay ab hath change na kr:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou meetha hi hay na..
jawani ma Gand Marwany walay log humesha right hand ma Mobile pakar k SMS parhty hn.
na na bachay ab hath change na kr:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou meetha hi hay na..
Urdu Dirty SMS
1 larki ne pehli bar ek larke ka lund hath me pakra to us me se kuch qatrey tapak parey:
Larki boli
ye kya hai?
Larka bola
kuch nahi Bus Khushi Ke Aansu Hain,
Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr lya
Tail laya.
Sathi laya.
Roi laya.
Bed pe phol dalay.
Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.
Khan bola
Bus ye bacha sms prh le.
Larki boli
ye kya hai?
Larka bola
kuch nahi Bus Khushi Ke Aansu Hain,
Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr lya
Tail laya.
Sathi laya.
Roi laya.
Bed pe phol dalay.
Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.
Khan bola
Bus ye bacha sms prh le.
Sardar Text Messages
sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya.
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
.
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya.
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
.
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Urdu Petry Messages
Na thi jisko humare pyar ki kadar,
Itthafaq se hum usiko chah rahe the,
Isi diye ne jalaya humare hat ko,
Jise hawa se bacha rahe te hum,
Tarasti nazron ne har pal aapka deedar manga,
jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,
ruth gaya vo khuda bhi hum se,
jab humne apni har dua me aapka pyaar manga.
Itthafaq se hum usiko chah rahe the,
Isi diye ne jalaya humare hat ko,
Jise hawa se bacha rahe te hum,
Tarasti nazron ne har pal aapka deedar manga,
jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,
ruth gaya vo khuda bhi hum se,
jab humne apni har dua me aapka pyaar manga.
Ilama Iqbal - Zarb e kaleem Petry SMS
Taleem uss ko chayie tark e jihad ki,
Dunya ko jiss ke panja e khuni se ho khtir,
Batil ke faal o far ki hifazt ke waste,
Europ zira main doom gya, dosh ta kamir,
Ham poochte hain shaikh e kaleesa nawaz se,
Mashrik main jang shar hai to magrib main bhi hai shar,
Haq se agar garz ha, to zeeba hai kya ye baat,
Islam ka muhasba, europe se darguzar,,,
Dunya ko jiss ke panja e khuni se ho khtir,
Batil ke faal o far ki hifazt ke waste,
Europ zira main doom gya, dosh ta kamir,
Ham poochte hain shaikh e kaleesa nawaz se,
Mashrik main jang shar hai to magrib main bhi hai shar,
Haq se agar garz ha, to zeeba hai kya ye baat,
Islam ka muhasba, europe se darguzar,,,
Ilama Iqbal Khudi Poetry SMS
Khurd Mando se kya poochu ke mere ibtida kya hai,
Ke main iss fikar main rehta hoon, mere intaha kya hai,
Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har takdeer se pehle,
Khuda bande se khud pooche, bata teri raza kya hai,
Makam e guftugu kya hai agar main kemya gur hoon,
Ye he sooz e nafs hai aur meri kemya kya hai,
Nazar ayain mujhe takdeer ki geharaya iss main,
Na pooch aye ham nasheen mujhe se wo meshm e surma sa kya hai,
Agar hota wo majzoob farangi uss zamane main,
Tu Iqbal iss ko samjhta muqam e kibrya kya hai,
Nuwaye subhghai ne jigar khoo kar dya mera,
Khudaia jiss khata ki ye saza hai wo khata kya hai,
Ke main iss fikar main rehta hoon, mere intaha kya hai,
Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har takdeer se pehle,
Khuda bande se khud pooche, bata teri raza kya hai,
Makam e guftugu kya hai agar main kemya gur hoon,
Ye he sooz e nafs hai aur meri kemya kya hai,
Nazar ayain mujhe takdeer ki geharaya iss main,
Na pooch aye ham nasheen mujhe se wo meshm e surma sa kya hai,
Agar hota wo majzoob farangi uss zamane main,
Tu Iqbal iss ko samjhta muqam e kibrya kya hai,
Nuwaye subhghai ne jigar khoo kar dya mera,
Khudaia jiss khata ki ye saza hai wo khata kya hai,
Pak Political SMS
Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.
Sardar Funny Jokes SMS
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
.
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
.
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Cricket Jokes Collection
The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.
"We'll win, we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"But, we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.
Q : Why Mhd.kaif wasn't get any chance eventhough having enough potential ?
A : Because he is from Luck 'no'
"We'll win, we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"But, we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.
Q : Why Mhd.kaif wasn't get any chance eventhough having enough potential ?
A : Because he is from Luck 'no'
Funny Cricket Jokes
The game was drifting off into total boredom,
when a man in the crowd suddenly burst into a round of applause.
The man next to him said 'Why did you do that?'
'Sorry' he replied 'I was trying to keep myself awake!'
The eager young batsman had just scored yet another duck
and was apologising to the captain.
'I think I could do with some advice.
What sort of coach would you recommend?'
'A long distance one.'
when a man in the crowd suddenly burst into a round of applause.
The man next to him said 'Why did you do that?'
'Sorry' he replied 'I was trying to keep myself awake!'
The eager young batsman had just scored yet another duck
and was apologising to the captain.
'I think I could do with some advice.
What sort of coach would you recommend?'
'A long distance one.'
Cricket Funny Jokes SMS
The ever nervous Ganguly was having a terrible time facing Akthar
and was lucky to still be at the crease.
During a lull, he stammered to the wicket keeper,
'Well, I expect you've seen worse players.'
Silence....
Ganguly repeats 'I said I expect you've seen worse players.'
'I heard you the first time. I was just trying to think.' replies the Wicket keeper.
'I'm very nervous about my first game for this team.' says a young cricketer.
'Why?'
'Well, they might all be great players.'
'Don't worry. If they were any good, they wouldn't be playing with you!'
and was lucky to still be at the crease.
During a lull, he stammered to the wicket keeper,
'Well, I expect you've seen worse players.'
Silence....
Ganguly repeats 'I said I expect you've seen worse players.'
'I heard you the first time. I was just trying to think.' replies the Wicket keeper.
'I'm very nervous about my first game for this team.' says a young cricketer.
'Why?'
'Well, they might all be great players.'
'Don't worry. If they were any good, they wouldn't be playing with you!'
Funny Cricket SMS
Santa Singh was watching his first ever cricket match at Mohali,
and enjoyed the first 6 balls off which Ganguly scores 10 runs.
Suddenly Santa gets up and walks away.
Why??
Because he heard the Umpire call it 'OVER'
The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler,
and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?
Doctor: 'Get another job.'
Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for India tomorrow!'
and enjoyed the first 6 balls off which Ganguly scores 10 runs.
Suddenly Santa gets up and walks away.
Why??
Because he heard the Umpire call it 'OVER'
The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler,
and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?
Doctor: 'Get another job.'
Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for India tomorrow!'
Cricket SMS
A cricket enthusiast had three trays installed in his office
labelled 'In' , 'Out' , and 'L.B.W.' .
A visitor remarked as he could see
the significance of 'In' and 'Out' but what did 'L.B.W.' mean ?
And the cricket enthusiast replied : "Let the Buggers Wait."
'I can't understand it,' said the captain.
It was such an important game that I bribed the umpire and yet we still lost.'
'Terrible, isn't it,' a bowler agreed. 'It's getting so you can't trust anyone.'
labelled 'In' , 'Out' , and 'L.B.W.' .
A visitor remarked as he could see
the significance of 'In' and 'Out' but what did 'L.B.W.' mean ?
And the cricket enthusiast replied : "Let the Buggers Wait."
'I can't understand it,' said the captain.
It was such an important game that I bribed the umpire and yet we still lost.'
'Terrible, isn't it,' a bowler agreed. 'It's getting so you can't trust anyone.'
Indian Cricket Team SMS Joke
Indian Cricket Team
Has Been Kidapped By Asam Fighters….
Asam Fighters Is Asking
For A Ransom Of 10,0000 USD
To Set Them Free
If Not They Say To Burn Them
Alive Pouring Kerosine….
Please Donate..
I Have Already Donated
5 Litres Of Kerosine…..
Has Been Kidapped By Asam Fighters….
Asam Fighters Is Asking
For A Ransom Of 10,0000 USD
To Set Them Free
If Not They Say To Burn Them
Alive Pouring Kerosine….
Please Donate..
I Have Already Donated
5 Litres Of Kerosine…..
Cricketers Wives SMS
The two cricketers' wives were talking.
'What does your husband do?' 'He's a cricketer.'
'So's mine. Who does your play for?'
'Well, I think it's the United Nations. He says he's always bowling Chinamen.'
'What does your husband do?' 'He's a cricketer.'
'So's mine. Who does your play for?'
'Well, I think it's the United Nations. He says he's always bowling Chinamen.'
Cricket Jokes
Rahul 'The Wall' Dravid had been at the crease for two hours
and had scored one run. Rival team players were getting impatient,
and so was the non-striker batsman.
It finally got too much for the umpire as well.
He raised his finger and said: 'Out'.
'What for?' said the batsman puzzled.
'Delaying the match with intent,' answered the angry umpire.
India's one-time dashing batsman, Sehwag had a high opinion
of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'
and had scored one run. Rival team players were getting impatient,
and so was the non-striker batsman.
It finally got too much for the umpire as well.
He raised his finger and said: 'Out'.
'What for?' said the batsman puzzled.
'Delaying the match with intent,' answered the angry umpire.
India's one-time dashing batsman, Sehwag had a high opinion
of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'
Indian Captain Dhoni SMS
The Indian captain, Dhoni was in despair at his side's fielding.
Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way.
Finally one day the captain called his men together
and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way.
Finally one day the captain called his men together
and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
Ganguly - Shoaib - SMS
Shoaib Akthar sent his thunderbolts whizzing past Ganguly
and the wicket-keeper for boundary byes from every ball of his opening over. The captain Shoaib Malik said, 'I think I'll
rest you for a while.'
'You can't do that,' said Akthar. 'I've just bowled a maiden over.
'Women like that are a luxury I can't afford at the moment, Shoaib,'
acidly replied the other Shoaib.
and the wicket-keeper for boundary byes from every ball of his opening over. The captain Shoaib Malik said, 'I think I'll
rest you for a while.'
'You can't do that,' said Akthar. 'I've just bowled a maiden over.
'Women like that are a luxury I can't afford at the moment, Shoaib,'
acidly replied the other Shoaib.
Cricket SMS Jokes
Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
Cricket Jokes SMS
Pyarelal had taken his reluctant wife to a cricket match.
She sat through the first innings although plainly bored.
In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe
and knocked the ball out of the ground.
'Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed.
'Now we can all go home.'
Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha
Meri Bowl Ko No Ball Keh Diya..!
She sat through the first innings although plainly bored.
In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe
and knocked the ball out of the ground.
'Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed.
'Now we can all go home.'
Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha
Meri Bowl Ko No Ball Keh Diya..!
Shoaib Akhtar SMS
Teacher:
Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female?
Student:
Female
Teacher:
How?
Student:
Just Now Commentator Told
Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar
Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female?
Student:
Female
Teacher:
How?
Student:
Just Now Commentator Told
Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar
Cricket SMS Messages
The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited
his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious
to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper.
'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.
The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
"My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking."
The Umpire says, "No."
The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then."
his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious
to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper.
'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.
The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
"My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking."
The Umpire says, "No."
The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then."
Shahid Afridi SMS
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tu mujhe ek spinner hi dila de.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
tu mujhe ek spinner hi dila de.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
Indian Cricketer SMS Jokes
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
Funny Jokes SMS
PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi,
kal 1 Larka talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICE wala kehta
chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen,
teri talashi leni hai…
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:Ye Post office hai,
Police station me complaint dijiye
Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu,
kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,
ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi,
main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
kal 1 Larka talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICE wala kehta
chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen,
teri talashi leni hai…
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:Ye Post office hai,
Police station me complaint dijiye
Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu,
kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,
ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi,
main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
Insult Messages
Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.
Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
kaun faila raha hai
Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
.
.
.
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.
Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
kaun faila raha hai
Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
.
.
.
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Nepali Messages Collection
Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana
Nepali SMS Collection
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.
Happy Dashain - Nepali SMS
Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”
Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”
Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”
Nepali Messages
Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko [...]
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko [...]
Nepali SMS Messages
Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali
Khalistan SMS Messages
Shera Dai Dere tai.. ajj gidad karn kalola,
Hath tarr kai kalje taii.. mai ta dill dai barke follaa.
E tarti Punjab dia... boti pad pad kai hatkore,
mere(punjab) hikk tai dillia(dheli) nii ..tuu horr marr na rode.
Jedi pall di rotti nii ..mere kukh dai jayia kiti.
ajj kadd kai matlab nuu.. ni tu taar laii badleete.
E jo sade dinn nai kushia dai.. ni tu gammia dai vich rolle.
mere hikk tai dillia nii.. ni tu horr marr na rode.
Hath tarr kai kalje taii.. mai ta dill dai barke follaa.
E tarti Punjab dia... boti pad pad kai hatkore,
mere(punjab) hikk tai dillia(dheli) nii ..tuu horr marr na rode.
Jedi pall di rotti nii ..mere kukh dai jayia kiti.
ajj kadd kai matlab nuu.. ni tu taar laii badleete.
E jo sade dinn nai kushia dai.. ni tu gammia dai vich rolle.
mere hikk tai dillia nii.. ni tu horr marr na rode.
Khalistan Zindabad SMS
Singa jag bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Nirankari gurbachana pappi jago ne bhudkaya.
Guru Granth Saheb di kare beyadbi goliyan naal udaya.
Aap guru ban baitha si jo oss di anakh mitaiyan…
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Dujja number assi jago rani lala ji da laya,
Ulat singa de kairr kulacche oss nu paar bulaya,
Ludiane de lagge singa jago aan milaiyan .
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Harbans lal khanni nu ikk din ja jago ne bhaa laya,
Bach ke na tu jawin ve baddya Shiv sena deya paalya,
Kada Kachiara etthe hi raina teri shamat aaiha.
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Nirankari gurbachana pappi jago ne bhudkaya.
Guru Granth Saheb di kare beyadbi goliyan naal udaya.
Aap guru ban baitha si jo oss di anakh mitaiyan…
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Dujja number assi jago rani lala ji da laya,
Ulat singa de kairr kulacche oss nu paar bulaya,
Ludiane de lagge singa jago aan milaiyan .
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Harbans lal khanni nu ikk din ja jago ne bhaa laya,
Bach ke na tu jawin ve baddya Shiv sena deya paalya,
Kada Kachiara etthe hi raina teri shamat aaiha.
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Punjabi Sardar SMS
Gandhi vang nahi charkhe chalaye asin,
Khud aap charkhiyan te chade hoye aan,
sir deke jitho di fees lagdi,
asin ona schoola de pade hoye aan,
nahi darpok ahinsa de pujaria vaang,
vasin khoon wich layian tariaan ne,
sanu aven ni loki SARDAR kehnde,
sir deke milia SARDARIA ne,
Khud aap charkhiyan te chade hoye aan,
sir deke jitho di fees lagdi,
asin ona schoola de pade hoye aan,
nahi darpok ahinsa de pujaria vaang,
vasin khoon wich layian tariaan ne,
sanu aven ni loki SARDAR kehnde,
sir deke milia SARDARIA ne,
Sweet Messages for Friend
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.
Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Having u is the best thing ever &
Loving u is what I plan to do forever
If I reach for your hand, will you hold it?
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Having u is the best thing ever &
Loving u is what I plan to do forever
If I reach for your hand, will you hold it?
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
Sweet SMS Messages
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.
May u find dreams & touch a star &
never forget how special U R
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat,
UR friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?
Is that U or UR heart beat
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.
May u find dreams & touch a star &
never forget how special U R
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat,
UR friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?
Is that U or UR heart beat
Flirt SMS
._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
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(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
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(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
Insult Messages
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Funny Messages Collection
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Anniversary SMS Collection
Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
Anniversary Messages
We've had our ups and downs,
This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Anniversary SMS Messages
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Punjabi Romantic Poetry
Ishq di sat lagi mainu, ankhan ch pani ee,
ki dasa loka ki beeti sade nal kahani eee,
asi darda d vich katde zndgi yaad teri sahare ni,
aj kala reh gya dil, das kinu pukre ni,
ro ro k ankh lal hoiya, yaadan teria sawaal hoyia,
Lut gya sada sab kuj aise mari tu Thagi ee,
tu mari ishqe di saat sade dil te lagi eee
ishq tere da manka manka
asi saha vich paroya
ki dsa dukh loka nu
asi ki paaya ki khoya
dil ki chawe
kujh smjh na aawe
asi jism nu rooh tak dhoya
us rabb nu kehde
saade lyi sajjan he rabb hoya
asi rakhiye sdha he njraa jhuka k
kyuki ina ch ik sohna yaar lakoya...
ki dasa loka ki beeti sade nal kahani eee,
asi darda d vich katde zndgi yaad teri sahare ni,
aj kala reh gya dil, das kinu pukre ni,
ro ro k ankh lal hoiya, yaadan teria sawaal hoyia,
Lut gya sada sab kuj aise mari tu Thagi ee,
tu mari ishqe di saat sade dil te lagi eee
ishq tere da manka manka
asi saha vich paroya
ki dsa dukh loka nu
asi ki paaya ki khoya
dil ki chawe
kujh smjh na aawe
asi jism nu rooh tak dhoya
us rabb nu kehde
saade lyi sajjan he rabb hoya
asi rakhiye sdha he njraa jhuka k
kyuki ina ch ik sohna yaar lakoya...
Bush SMS
Durahti hai phir khud ko tareekh ye sach hai,
Kuch yaad ha ke joota para namrood ke sar per,
Ik mard e mujahid ne issi arz pe khaki,
Phir joote he barsai hain mardood ke sir per,
on bUsh
Kuch yaad ha ke joota para namrood ke sar per,
Ik mard e mujahid ne issi arz pe khaki,
Phir joote he barsai hain mardood ke sir per,
on bUsh
Punjabi Funny SMS
Dil nu lag jaan rog te ki kariye?
Kisay di yaad vich akhiyaan ron te ki kariye.
Sanu milan di tamana rehndi ae har dum.
Par je yaar hi bhul jaan te ki kariy
Punjabi larkay larkiyon ko is tarha propose kartay hain:
Pipal da boota hovay
Ganay da rus hovay
Jay mera vass hovay
Teri maan meri sass hovay!!!
Kisay di yaad vich akhiyaan ron te ki kariye.
Sanu milan di tamana rehndi ae har dum.
Par je yaar hi bhul jaan te ki kariy
Punjabi larkay larkiyon ko is tarha propose kartay hain:
Pipal da boota hovay
Ganay da rus hovay
Jay mera vass hovay
Teri maan meri sass hovay!!!
Insult SMS Messages
Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
Insult SMS Collection
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
Insult Messages
Tareef us KHUDA ki jis ne jahan banaya
Saanu HASEEN banaya
tey
Tuanon te bas magron hi laya…
Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
Saanu HASEEN banaya
tey
Tuanon te bas magron hi laya…
Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
Urdu Romantic SMS
Udas nazron main khwab milenge,
Kahin kaante to kahin gulab milenge….
Meri dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se padh kar to dekho,
Kahin aap ki yaad to kahin aap milenge……..
Bheer Main Ik Ajnabi Ka Saamna Acha Laga
Sub Se Chup Kar Wo Kisi Ka Dekhna Acha Laga
Surmayi Ankhon K Neechay Phool Se Khilnay Lagay
Kehtay Kehtay Kuch Kisi Ka Sochna Acha Laga
Baat Tau Kuch B Nahi Thi Laikin Is Ka Aik Dum
Haat Ko Honton Pe Rakh K Rokna Acha Laga
Dil Main Kitnay Ahad Bandhay Thay Bhoolnay K Usay
Wo Mila Tau Sub Iraday Torna Acha Laga
Kahin kaante to kahin gulab milenge….
Meri dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se padh kar to dekho,
Kahin aap ki yaad to kahin aap milenge……..
Bheer Main Ik Ajnabi Ka Saamna Acha Laga
Sub Se Chup Kar Wo Kisi Ka Dekhna Acha Laga
Surmayi Ankhon K Neechay Phool Se Khilnay Lagay
Kehtay Kehtay Kuch Kisi Ka Sochna Acha Laga
Baat Tau Kuch B Nahi Thi Laikin Is Ka Aik Dum
Haat Ko Honton Pe Rakh K Rokna Acha Laga
Dil Main Kitnay Ahad Bandhay Thay Bhoolnay K Usay
Wo Mila Tau Sub Iraday Torna Acha Laga
Urdu Poetry SMS
Bohat chaha magar usay bhula na sakay,
Khyalon mein kisi aur ko la na sakay,
Usko dekh ke aansoo to ponch liya magar,
Kisi aur ko dekh ke muskura na sakay
Rastey Main Na Betho Hawa Tang Karegi
Guzrey Hue Logon Ki Sada Tanng Karegi
Na Chaho Kisi Ko Bhi Aghaaze Safar Main
Agar Roth Gaye Tu Har Ek Ada Tang Karegi…
Khyalon mein kisi aur ko la na sakay,
Usko dekh ke aansoo to ponch liya magar,
Kisi aur ko dekh ke muskura na sakay
Rastey Main Na Betho Hawa Tang Karegi
Guzrey Hue Logon Ki Sada Tanng Karegi
Na Chaho Kisi Ko Bhi Aghaaze Safar Main
Agar Roth Gaye Tu Har Ek Ada Tang Karegi…
Pakistan Politics SMS
*Talash-e-Gumshuda*
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.
America Funny SMS
Dunia Baywafa Ho Sakti Hai,
america Nahi
Dunia Corrupt Ho Sakti Hai,
america Nahi
Dunia Ehidshkin Ho Sakti Hai,
america Nahi
UK Zalim Ho Sakta Hai,
america Nahi
INDIA Hamara Dushman Ho Sakta Hai,
america Nahi
"Kuttay Ki Dum" Seedhi Ho Sakti Hai,
america Nahi.:-
america Nahi
Dunia Corrupt Ho Sakti Hai,
america Nahi
Dunia Ehidshkin Ho Sakti Hai,
america Nahi
UK Zalim Ho Sakta Hai,
america Nahi
INDIA Hamara Dushman Ho Sakta Hai,
america Nahi
"Kuttay Ki Dum" Seedhi Ho Sakti Hai,
america Nahi.:-
Funny Political Messages
Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik,Bewaquf
Bandar,Bhalu
Gadhe,Badmash
Lofar, Lafange Aur
Dhokebaz, Zalil Begherat
Ye Sab Log Milkar America Chala Rahey Hain...
Musharaf Gia Zardari Aaya
Khote Nal Khota Wtaya
1chor Gya Doja Daku Aya
Ay Way Pakistan Da Sarmaya
Menu Ae Dassu Asi Ki Kamaya?
Bas Khote Nal
Khota Hi Wtaya
Nalaik,Bewaquf
Bandar,Bhalu
Gadhe,Badmash
Lofar, Lafange Aur
Dhokebaz, Zalil Begherat
Ye Sab Log Milkar America Chala Rahey Hain...
Musharaf Gia Zardari Aaya
Khote Nal Khota Wtaya
1chor Gya Doja Daku Aya
Ay Way Pakistan Da Sarmaya
Menu Ae Dassu Asi Ki Kamaya?
Bas Khote Nal
Khota Hi Wtaya
Bush SMS Joke
Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"
Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"
Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
Happy Birthday Daughter
No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You'll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You'll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
Birthday Message for Husband
My Love For You
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life.
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life.
Birthday Message For Mother
You Are The Best Mom In The World.
I'm So Grateful That I Have You As A Mom.
Thanks For Always Believing In Me.
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Mommy.
Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.
Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.
Happy Birthday Mum.
I'm So Grateful That I Have You As A Mom.
Thanks For Always Believing In Me.
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Mommy.
Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.
Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.
Happy Birthday Mum.
Birthday Message For Son
I'm So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I'm So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You'll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
I'm So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You'll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
Birthday SMS
From Morning Till Night,
May Ur B'day Be Bright & Nicer
Than Ever Be4 & As Years Come & Go
May Ur Happiness Grow & Ur Dreams Be Fulfilled Even More
EpPy B'dAy (:
I'm So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Ur Way Happy Birthday!
May Ur B'day Be Bright & Nicer
Than Ever Be4 & As Years Come & Go
May Ur Happiness Grow & Ur Dreams Be Fulfilled Even More
EpPy B'dAy (:
I'm So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Ur Way Happy Birthday!
Bengali SMS Messages
Love Sms Korlam Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer Babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar Baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms
Thala! Thala! Kattadura Namma Poochipandiku Message Anappikite Irukkan.
Kattaduraiku Kattam Sarilla Namaku Message Anapparathe Avanuku Polapa Pochi Eduda Cella Anappuda Gud
Morni, Gud After, Gud Night Messagea
Thala Namma Cellula Balance Illa Ok Next Meet Panren
Okathile Ettavum Valiya Heart Surgon Neeyanu.. Karanam Oru Murivu Polumillathe, Orittu Rakham Polum
Cheethathe Nee Enthe Hrydyathil Kayariyunnalloo.....
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer Babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar Baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms
Thala! Thala! Kattadura Namma Poochipandiku Message Anappikite Irukkan.
Kattaduraiku Kattam Sarilla Namaku Message Anapparathe Avanuku Polapa Pochi Eduda Cella Anappuda Gud
Morni, Gud After, Gud Night Messagea
Thala Namma Cellula Balance Illa Ok Next Meet Panren
Okathile Ettavum Valiya Heart Surgon Neeyanu.. Karanam Oru Murivu Polumillathe, Orittu Rakham Polum
Cheethathe Nee Enthe Hrydyathil Kayariyunnalloo.....
Bengali Messages
Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Valo Kore Aage Take Jane Nao,Sa Kamon Doron.
Aabeg Ta Komia Aalap Ta Jomia Aage Jena Nao Tar Vator Goron..Pore Dio Mon!
February Amar Bhai Ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami Ki Volita Pa...Ri!!!
Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor,
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor,
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura...
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.
Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Valo Kore Aage Take Jane Nao,Sa Kamon Doron.
Aabeg Ta Komia Aalap Ta Jomia Aage Jena Nao Tar Vator Goron..Pore Dio Mon!
February Amar Bhai Ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami Ki Volita Pa...Ri!!!
Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor,
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor,
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura...
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.
Bengali SMS Collection
badonar bihera dariya tumaka suddu dekese.nistobbdo hoyasa tumar agate amar ai mon.tobu kano ai min suddu tumar kota babba.tume ar ame dutty mona futtasilo ja full aj jorra porasa suddu tumar karona.moyabini nas.....?
Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona...
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.
Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura...
Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura
Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona...
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.
Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura...
Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura
ASCII Message
Chand nzr aya?
( ':' )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr dykho!
(': ' )
(")(")
Nai?
Udhr?
( ':')
(")(")
Nai?
( ':' )
(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)
( ':' )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr dykho!
(': ' )
(")(")
Nai?
Udhr?
( ':')
(")(")
Nai?
( ':' )
(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)
ASCII SMS Collection
/\ " ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
( ' ; ' ) ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(,,)(,,) ,," ,, " ,, " ,,
OOooo....Sardi.
"HAPPY"
"WINNTER SEASON
Enjoy the winter...!
Toilet Jane Se Pehle...
.(',').
/(___)
\ ./ \_
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad...
.('.').
/()\
_/\.
Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum....;-D ;-P ;->
( ' ; ' ) ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(,,)(,,) ,," ,, " ,, " ,,
OOooo....Sardi.
"HAPPY"
"WINNTER SEASON
Enjoy the winter...!
Toilet Jane Se Pehle...
.(',').
/(___)
\ ./ \_
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad...
.('.').
/()\
_/\.
Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum....;-D ;-P ;->
ASCII SMS
.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
nahe,
Nahi
.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
( . )
to aayein cham cham kheln
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
nahe,
Nahi
.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
( . )
to aayein cham cham kheln
God Bless You SMS
\ ! /
-M I- Day
/ ! \
+ + +
+ ( * + Night
+ + +
, , , ,
, , , , Rain
/ / /
anytime
anywhere
u'll b in my
PRAYERS
God bless u
Gud Morng
-M I- Day
/ ! \
+ + +
+ ( * + Night
+ + +
, , , ,
, , , , Rain
/ / /
anytime
anywhere
u'll b in my
PRAYERS
God bless u
Gud Morng
Saraiki SMS Poetry
Na dil da kaaba tebah thi giya hy
Naraz na koi khuda thi giya hy
Ooho haal hin saade kasmen khuda di
Toon nayin jo aaya taan kia thi giya hy
Na Qatil The Jazbatan Da Ehsas Taan Kar Jo Keya These!
Aa Seek Wase Dil Zakhme Kon Sudr Jigar Tay Lonr Sowa These
Waqt hai taan Fida Nazar-den
aye log pekar-e-wafa nazar-den
Je waqt sabqat cha waqt pawe
taan waqt de sub khuda nazar-den
Naraz na koi khuda thi giya hy
Ooho haal hin saade kasmen khuda di
Toon nayin jo aaya taan kia thi giya hy
Na Qatil The Jazbatan Da Ehsas Taan Kar Jo Keya These!
Aa Seek Wase Dil Zakhme Kon Sudr Jigar Tay Lonr Sowa These
Waqt hai taan Fida Nazar-den
aye log pekar-e-wafa nazar-den
Je waqt sabqat cha waqt pawe
taan waqt de sub khuda nazar-den
SMS in Saraiki Language
Hik Nal Do Da Boolo Ha
Men Khawab Daah Te La dete
Jaane Teda Shehar Jo Ha
Akher Kahen loutna Ta Ha
Koi raste mal mal tang aa gaye
Koi saijh saja k monjha thaye
Koi nikhir k Kawish khoob runne
koi kaihen kon pa k monjha thaye
Aj apReiN kol Bilha maikoN surr waNjli de suNRva mekoN
eiN phook de kook da raz Dasa r'al aNggil wla ke raqs kroN
Men Khawab Daah Te La dete
Jaane Teda Shehar Jo Ha
Akher Kahen loutna Ta Ha
Koi raste mal mal tang aa gaye
Koi saijh saja k monjha thaye
Koi nikhir k Kawish khoob runne
koi kaihen kon pa k monjha thaye
Aj apReiN kol Bilha maikoN surr waNjli de suNRva mekoN
eiN phook de kook da raz Dasa r'al aNggil wla ke raqs kroN
Saraiki SMS Collection
Yaroo Kitna Monjha Desdaye Roh Ton lathe sham da manzar
Kahen da Kalha ball neyanra Ghar do wanden Darda wande
yar thi giya juda raat di raat wich.janey kaya thi giya raat di raat wich
wada haa piyar da mekoon nafrat mili. qol toon phir giya raat di raat wich
Chuska Ha Zur Da jo yaren kon ghin lathaye
Mekon Made shaa-oor da por-haya halal haa
Kahen da Kalha ball neyanra Ghar do wanden Darda wande
yar thi giya juda raat di raat wich.janey kaya thi giya raat di raat wich
wada haa piyar da mekoon nafrat mili. qol toon phir giya raat di raat wich
Chuska Ha Zur Da jo yaren kon ghin lathaye
Mekon Made shaa-oor da por-haya halal haa
Saraiki Shairy SMS
Na Zid kar jo zamana Nall Turse
Jayen Turna-e-Yar oo Har hal Turse
har dafa hik hunj aaye puchess teda duss ke tonren
har dafa Ronden hoyen rukhsat karan mehman kon
Yaad aavi taan yaad Diwaanwaan,
Ggalh purarni qaul danaanwaan,
Sir de saanvein sijh aaway taan,
Lukdey paeraan heaThh pichhaanwaan
Jayen Turna-e-Yar oo Har hal Turse
har dafa hik hunj aaye puchess teda duss ke tonren
har dafa Ronden hoyen rukhsat karan mehman kon
Yaad aavi taan yaad Diwaanwaan,
Ggalh purarni qaul danaanwaan,
Sir de saanvein sijh aaway taan,
Lukdey paeraan heaThh pichhaanwaan
Saraiki Poetry SMS Messages
Ithan kain kon naaz addawan da
Ithan kain kon naaz wafawan da
Assan peele pattr darakhtan de
Sakon rahnde khaof hawawan da
Tade Talab de sewa way sanwal
Asan Faqeran de kol keya hai..!
Ithan kain kon naaz wafawan da
Assan peele pattr darakhtan de
Sakon rahnde khaof hawawan da
Tade Talab de sewa way sanwal
Asan Faqeran de kol keya hai..!
Balochi Poetry SMS Messages
O'kapot sabzein beya benend jala ,
Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baala?.,
Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala,
Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan.
Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala,
Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala,
Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala,
Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.
Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baala?.,
Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala,
Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan.
Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala,
Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala,
Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala,
Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.
Balochi SMS Poetry Collection
Sir wati misk-o-zaperan shoshta,
Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta,
Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta,
Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta.
Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta,
Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista,
A habar pesha dushminan gowashta,
Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.
Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta,
Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta,
Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta.
Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta,
Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista,
A habar pesha dushminan gowashta,
Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.
I am Sorry SMS
ROOTH KAR KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LUGTY HO,
BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI,
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI,
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
Insurance Jokes
An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.
"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"
"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap."
Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other,
"Do you and your husband have mutual climax?"
The other woman replies, "No, I think we have State Farm."
"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"
"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap."
Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other,
"Do you and your husband have mutual climax?"
The other woman replies, "No, I think we have State Farm."
Life Insurance Text SMS Messages
Life insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know."
Confucius Say: Never argue with an idiot client. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"
Confucius Say: Never argue with an idiot client. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"
Life Insurance SMS
Life insurance agent to would-be client:
"Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision.
Sleep on it tonight.
If you wake in the morning,
give me a call then and let me know."
"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life insurance salesman asked his client.
"What do you mean?" countered the woman.
"If you should lose your husband, what would you get?" asked the salesman.
The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, "Probably a poodle."
"Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision.
Sleep on it tonight.
If you wake in the morning,
give me a call then and let me know."
"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life insurance salesman asked his client.
"What do you mean?" countered the woman.
"If you should lose your husband, what would you get?" asked the salesman.
The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, "Probably a poodle."
Insurance SMS Messages
A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
Insurance agents never retire, they just expire.
Insurance agents are premium lovers.
Insurance agents do it with third parties.
"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
Insurance agents never retire, they just expire.
Insurance agents are premium lovers.
Insurance agents do it with third parties.
Urdu Poetry SMS
Jab kabhi tera dil gabraye to lot ana,
Agr tujhe meri yaad sataye to lot ana,
Kuch waqt acha guzara hai sath tumhare,
Us waqt ki awaz ay to lot ana,
Aik waqt k lye sub he dost ban jate hain,
Jab koi tjhe thukraye tau lot ana,
Najane kaise din raat teri yad mein guzarte hain,
Ye paigam mil jaye tau lot ana,,
Ajab shaam khari hai kahen se aa jao,
Bari udas ghari hai kahen se aa jao,
Kisi se milna aur mil k bichar jana,
Saza ye itni bari hai kahen se aa jao,
Bara kathan hai ye hijr ka mosam,
Judai bol pari hai kahen se aa jao,
Zmana jise smjhta ha moteon ki chamak,
Wo aansuon ki larri ha kahen se aa jao,
Agr tujhe meri yaad sataye to lot ana,
Kuch waqt acha guzara hai sath tumhare,
Us waqt ki awaz ay to lot ana,
Aik waqt k lye sub he dost ban jate hain,
Jab koi tjhe thukraye tau lot ana,
Najane kaise din raat teri yad mein guzarte hain,
Ye paigam mil jaye tau lot ana,,
Ajab shaam khari hai kahen se aa jao,
Bari udas ghari hai kahen se aa jao,
Kisi se milna aur mil k bichar jana,
Saza ye itni bari hai kahen se aa jao,
Bara kathan hai ye hijr ka mosam,
Judai bol pari hai kahen se aa jao,
Zmana jise smjhta ha moteon ki chamak,
Wo aansuon ki larri ha kahen se aa jao,
Sardar Jokes
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya.
Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend..
And suddenly falls on the floor...
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya.
Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend..
And suddenly falls on the floor...
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love
Indian Lady SMS
Lady to wakil:
Mujhe mere pati se talaq chaheye.
Wakil:
Magar woh to kabaddi champion hai.
Lady:
Yehi to problem hai.
Kamina sirf hath laga kai bhag jata hai..
Ek aurat ki ankh sooji hui thi
Saheli ne poocha to bataya shohar ne mara hai.
Saheli: Par wo to shahar se bahar gae huwey they!
Aurat: Main b yehi samjhee thi.
Mujhe mere pati se talaq chaheye.
Wakil:
Magar woh to kabaddi champion hai.
Lady:
Yehi to problem hai.
Kamina sirf hath laga kai bhag jata hai..
Ek aurat ki ankh sooji hui thi
Saheli ne poocha to bataya shohar ne mara hai.
Saheli: Par wo to shahar se bahar gae huwey they!
Aurat: Main b yehi samjhee thi.
Political Joke
sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Indian Political SMS
Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
his government.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
his government.
Riddle SMS Collection
Letter after F + Half of 8 + shadow of q +
opposite of d+ Letter before M +
Middle of SEA + 2 into 19th letter +
end of YOU
Answer: GOD BLESS U
Twist ur mind! Solve it: i + opp of w + initial of ice + 2wice d letter b4 t + 3/4 of x + 15th letter + 1/2 o...if u find d ans thn tel me..
Solve this paheli.The fishermen love me,but doctor hate me,kids want 2 eat me,i am a 13 letter word.who i m? -h-t---i-- Hello Mehak That was not the right ans. If u want a rit call me or email to me.
opposite of d+ Letter before M +
Middle of SEA + 2 into 19th letter +
end of YOU
Answer: GOD BLESS U
Twist ur mind! Solve it: i + opp of w + initial of ice + 2wice d letter b4 t + 3/4 of x + 15th letter + 1/2 o...if u find d ans thn tel me..
Solve this paheli.The fishermen love me,but doctor hate me,kids want 2 eat me,i am a 13 letter word.who i m? -h-t---i-- Hello Mehak That was not the right ans. If u want a rit call me or email to me.
Riddle Messages
Every Thing I swallon iz Digested in Full
Bt
If I Drink Water
I'll Die Soon. Guess Wht iz It ?
Answer: Fire
R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E!
Answer: SMILE
Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
Bt
If I Drink Water
I'll Die Soon. Guess Wht iz It ?
Answer: Fire
R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E!
Answer: SMILE
Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
Riddle SMS Messages
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
Urdu Dosti SMS
"IS Dosti"Ka Andaz Kuch Aisa hai,
kiya Batain k ab "Haal" kaisa hai,
"kaun"kehta hai k Aap"Chand"jaise ho,
"Sach"to ye hai k"Chand" Aap jaisa hai..
DOST KON HAI,
MAIN BATATI HOON,
DOST WO JO BIN BULAYE AAYE,
BEVAJA SAR KHAYE
,AAP EK BOLO WO CHAAR SUNAYE,KABHI SATAYE,
KABHI RULAYE,MAGAR HAMESHA SAATH NIBHAYE..
kiya Batain k ab "Haal" kaisa hai,
"kaun"kehta hai k Aap"Chand"jaise ho,
"Sach"to ye hai k"Chand" Aap jaisa hai..
DOST KON HAI,
MAIN BATATI HOON,
DOST WO JO BIN BULAYE AAYE,
BEVAJA SAR KHAYE
,AAP EK BOLO WO CHAAR SUNAYE,KABHI SATAYE,
KABHI RULAYE,MAGAR HAMESHA SAATH NIBHAYE..
Dosti SMS in Urdu
Yeh dosti charag hai jalay rakhna
Yeh dosti khusbo hai mehkay rahhna
Ham rahein ap k dil mein hamesha k lia
Itne jaga dil mein hamare liye banae rakhna...
Hamari ap ki dosti 'FIX' HA.
Emotion,
Sadnes n love 'MIX' ha.
Hm to ap ko na bhulain ge kbi.
Ap hamai na bhul jai ye RISK ha.
Yeh dosti khusbo hai mehkay rahhna
Ham rahein ap k dil mein hamesha k lia
Itne jaga dil mein hamare liye banae rakhna...
Hamari ap ki dosti 'FIX' HA.
Emotion,
Sadnes n love 'MIX' ha.
Hm to ap ko na bhulain ge kbi.
Ap hamai na bhul jai ye RISK ha.
Dosti SMS Messages
Ek Döst Méri Zindgi Méin Aisä Häi"
"Möhäbätön Ki Trhä Häi Wäfäön Jäisä Häi"
"Méri Täläsh Ki Häd Us Pr Khätm Hö Jäyé"
"Zäméèn Pr Häi Wö Mgr Asmään Jäisä Häi"
Teri yaari da mull asi utaar nahi sakde,
Tu mange jaan te kar inkaar nahi sakde,
Mannya k zindagi lendi imtehan bare,
Par tu howe naal te asi haar nahi sakde.
"Möhäbätön Ki Trhä Häi Wäfäön Jäisä Häi"
"Méri Täläsh Ki Häd Us Pr Khätm Hö Jäyé"
"Zäméèn Pr Häi Wö Mgr Asmään Jäisä Häi"
Teri yaari da mull asi utaar nahi sakde,
Tu mange jaan te kar inkaar nahi sakde,
Mannya k zindagi lendi imtehan bare,
Par tu howe naal te asi haar nahi sakde.
Punjabi Funny Messages
Man: Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.
Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.
Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.
B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday.
Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
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Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....
Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita
Te khota sms parh ria way
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.
Hahahahaha
Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.
Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.
B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday.
Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
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Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....
Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita
Te khota sms parh ria way
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.
Hahahahaha
Sardar Funny Joke
Sardar: yar ajj pehli bar main ne acha kaam kya, jiss per logon ne mujhe bohat mara
Man: wo kya..
Sardar: Aik makan main aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch logg the, main ne window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahir nikal dya....
Man: to logon ne kyon mara....
Sardar: Yaaar....kyon ke wo sab fire fighter the...
Man: wo kya..
Sardar: Aik makan main aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch logg the, main ne window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahir nikal dya....
Man: to logon ne kyon mara....
Sardar: Yaaar....kyon ke wo sab fire fighter the...
Election SMS
Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye,
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye,
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye,
Zardari Funny SMS
Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon "FARAZ",
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla....
Meri zalalat daikh kar Zardari bhi yah kehty hue Medan mein aa gaya Faraz.
Aaa daikhain zara kis mein kitna hai dam.
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon "FARAZ",
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla....
Meri zalalat daikh kar Zardari bhi yah kehty hue Medan mein aa gaya Faraz.
Aaa daikhain zara kis mein kitna hai dam.
Dirty Cricket SMS
Ganguly to his wife during sex...
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!
Punjabi Funny SMS
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
HaHayo Rabba!!
Tussi so gaye?
Inni jaldi?
Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!!
Gud Night hai ji !
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...
Kuch nahi yaar bas teri shakal yaad aa gayi!
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
HaHayo Rabba!!
Tussi so gaye?
Inni jaldi?
Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!!
Gud Night hai ji !
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...
Kuch nahi yaar bas teri shakal yaad aa gayi!
Gandhi ji SMS
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi kapde kyu nahi pehanta tha?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ka salmaan khan tha!!
Satya ahinsha ki andhi hai,
Chalta Seena Tane ,
Bura Na Mano Gandhi Hai
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ka salmaan khan tha!!
Satya ahinsha ki andhi hai,
Chalta Seena Tane ,
Bura Na Mano Gandhi Hai
Sexy SMS
Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
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Sardar: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne
Uska kya bigara tha?
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Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko
Sex krte huve dekh lya tha
Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli
“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?
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Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana.
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Sardar: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne
Uska kya bigara tha?
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Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko
Sex krte huve dekh lya tha
Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli
“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?
.
Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana.
Anti Misba/Major Rohail Jokes
Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe
Tange khol k leti hue thi
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Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy k
Taza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy
Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dosto
Ko dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se
“SUHAG RAT” wala scene
delete krna bhool gya tha
Tange khol k leti hue thi
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy k
Taza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy
Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dosto
Ko dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se
“SUHAG RAT” wala scene
delete krna bhool gya tha
Punjabi SMS
zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......
Ajj mera dil fer udaas ho gya...
Ajj neer meriyan akhiyan chon fer cho pya..
Ajj teri yaad eni aayi
...ke..
mera saya v mere kol beh k ro paya
o mere dil de chain
tere peche kutte pain
tu luttya mere dil da chain
rab kre tenu keerhe pain
tere nain barhe nasheele
jeevan jharhu de teele
tu mere dil wich endaan vasi
jeevain kicherh wich majh pansi
jan-e-jigar jan-e-tamman
idhar aa terian lattan panna
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......
Ajj mera dil fer udaas ho gya...
Ajj neer meriyan akhiyan chon fer cho pya..
Ajj teri yaad eni aayi
...ke..
mera saya v mere kol beh k ro paya
o mere dil de chain
tere peche kutte pain
tu luttya mere dil da chain
rab kre tenu keerhe pain
tere nain barhe nasheele
jeevan jharhu de teele
tu mere dil wich endaan vasi
jeevain kicherh wich majh pansi
jan-e-jigar jan-e-tamman
idhar aa terian lattan panna
Urdu Funny SMS Messages
2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insan kaamp jata hai lekin karne wale ko kuch nahin hota
ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apne 4 saal ke bete ko jo sahih se bool bhi nahin sakta tha use...........
School bhej dia.
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
"darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole
"brother, who are you?".
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apne 4 saal ke bete ko jo sahih se bool bhi nahin sakta tha use...........
School bhej dia.
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
"darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole
"brother, who are you?".
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
Urdu Selfish SMS
Mohabbat sikha kar juda ho gaye...
Na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye...
Duniya mein kisko hum apna kahein...
Agar tum hi bewafa ho gaye!!
Barbad kar gae vo zindagi pyar ke naam pe,
bewafai mil gai vafa ke inaam pe,
zakhm hi zakhm de gaya vo dawa ke naam pe,
khuda bhi ro para meri mohabbat ke anjam pe
Na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye...
Duniya mein kisko hum apna kahein...
Agar tum hi bewafa ho gaye!!
Barbad kar gae vo zindagi pyar ke naam pe,
bewafai mil gai vafa ke inaam pe,
zakhm hi zakhm de gaya vo dawa ke naam pe,
khuda bhi ro para meri mohabbat ke anjam pe
Happy Anniversary SMS Messages
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You"re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover.
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.
The day we took our vows
You"re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover.
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.
Selfish Messages SMS
Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya
Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya
Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya
Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya
agar karni thi bewafaai,
to pahle bata dete.
duniya badi haseen thi,
hum kahin aur dil laga lete.
Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya
Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya
Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya
agar karni thi bewafaai,
to pahle bata dete.
duniya badi haseen thi,
hum kahin aur dil laga lete.
Happy Anniversary SMS
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary Lover!
I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary Lover!
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary Lover!
I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary Lover!
Selfish SMS Messages
Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai,
Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai,
Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta,
Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai.....
Woh bevafa nikli toh kya hua,
kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha,
tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla,
tadapna bhi toh ussi ne sikhaya tha...
Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai,
Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta,
Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai.....
Woh bevafa nikli toh kya hua,
kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha,
tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla,
tadapna bhi toh ussi ne sikhaya tha...
Anniversary SMS Messages
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary.
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary.
Politics Messages
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.
1: "SHIRK" krny wala
2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala
3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala.
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
1: "SHIRK" krny wala
2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala
3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala.
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
Funny SMS Poetry
Arz Kya Hay.....
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.
Arz kya hai...
Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se phale,
bakri kha gai..
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.
Arz kya hai...
Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se phale,
bakri kha gai..
Angry SMS Collection
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhainâ€
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhainâ€
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
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English Funny SMS
Good news or the bad news?
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
Urdu Poetry SMS Collection
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.
Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.
Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Urdu Shairy SMS
Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Urdu Text Messages
PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ...
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ...
Indian Politics SMS Messages
BREAKING NEWS!
Aaj INDIA k Prime minister Man Mohan Singh Kelay k chilkay se Slip ho gaye!
Prime minister ka yeh kehna hai k
….. “Kela Pakistani tha.”.._
indian gov responsible Gujrat killing;
indian gov responsible kashmir situation;
indian gov responsible asam situation;
indian gov responsible srilanka situation;
Conclusion: india have most responsible GOV;
So...proud to be indian..
jey hind
Aaj INDIA k Prime minister Man Mohan Singh Kelay k chilkay se Slip ho gaye!
Prime minister ka yeh kehna hai k
….. “Kela Pakistani tha.”.._
indian gov responsible Gujrat killing;
indian gov responsible kashmir situation;
indian gov responsible asam situation;
indian gov responsible srilanka situation;
Conclusion: india have most responsible GOV;
So...proud to be indian..
jey hind
Zardari Funny SMS Collection
Zardari sahib NARGIS ka mujra dekhne gaye.
Dance k baad NARGIS sharma k boli
” Zardari JE Woh Paise” ?
Zardari: Chal pagli,
“Ab tere se bhi paisay loon ga kiya”?
Shetan: Jon tmhari duty aj se America,
JULI tm UK jao,
PETER tm India Jon
Pakistan kisko bhejwya ha
Shetan: Kisi ki zrorat nahi
I’m satisfied with Zardari’s performance
Dance k baad NARGIS sharma k boli
” Zardari JE Woh Paise” ?
Zardari: Chal pagli,
“Ab tere se bhi paisay loon ga kiya”?
Shetan: Jon tmhari duty aj se America,
JULI tm UK jao,
PETER tm India Jon
Pakistan kisko bhejwya ha
Shetan: Kisi ki zrorat nahi
I’m satisfied with Zardari’s performance
Pashto SMS Messages
Da zargi sara jangona ka kidy showy,
Da bal starge me pa zra ka khakhedy shwe,
peda kari b me o der da pakhwa na,
Be da yara k pa bal cha garmidy shwey.
Hase kho wayam pa mazo teregi,
Jwand da pardes pa sro Lambo teregi.
Yarano nor rana tapos ma kaway,
Bas de pa suko da Azgho teregi.
Gul ranga kale che rayad shi kala,
Bia tola shpa me pa Salgo teregi.
Che pa PUKHTO ao GHAIRAT sar
Da bal starge me pa zra ka khakhedy shwe,
peda kari b me o der da pakhwa na,
Be da yara k pa bal cha garmidy shwey.
Hase kho wayam pa mazo teregi,
Jwand da pardes pa sro Lambo teregi.
Yarano nor rana tapos ma kaway,
Bas de pa suko da Azgho teregi.
Gul ranga kale che rayad shi kala,
Bia tola shpa me pa Salgo teregi.
Che pa PUKHTO ao GHAIRAT sar
Pashto Messages
Zama Jara Ao Faryadona Deir Di.
Pa Makh Me Okhke Baranoona Deir Di.
Marg Pa Zwanai Ke Khudaya Ma Rawale.
Da KHIYAL Nimgari Armanoona Deir Di.
Sanga terege ashna waya kana,
Haal da nimgare dunya waya kana,
Rasha che gham da zrono nun kro sharek,
Sok ba jwande we saba waya kana,
Zo skam pa jaar moola pa pata pata,
Bad yama zo ka moola waya kana,
Ta pa khanda khanda ke
Pa Makh Me Okhke Baranoona Deir Di.
Marg Pa Zwanai Ke Khudaya Ma Rawale.
Da KHIYAL Nimgari Armanoona Deir Di.
Sanga terege ashna waya kana,
Haal da nimgare dunya waya kana,
Rasha che gham da zrono nun kro sharek,
Sok ba jwande we saba waya kana,
Zo skam pa jaar moola pa pata pata,
Bad yama zo ka moola waya kana,
Ta pa khanda khanda ke
Pashto SMS Collection
kha da chi maath di sho pa stargo ki azghi zargia,
wali di gul sara da mini tamanna kawala.
sta pa shakman zra ki zama da khaloos qadar na wo,
be nanga yara ma kho mina pa rishtia kawala,
da dey na ghat zulam
Nor ba khalaq sta koosa ke sa gorii…
Zroona tre wrrak shwee di hagha gorii…
Kanree pa lass garzii che awtar awtar…
Da zama weeshthalo la waara gorii….
Za Laka Gunship Zay Pa Zay Drpase Garzama,.
Ta Shwy Fazul-UL-Llah Janana Hes Pata De Na Lage…
wali di gul sara da mini tamanna kawala.
sta pa shakman zra ki zama da khaloos qadar na wo,
be nanga yara ma kho mina pa rishtia kawala,
da dey na ghat zulam
Nor ba khalaq sta koosa ke sa gorii…
Zroona tre wrrak shwee di hagha gorii…
Kanree pa lass garzii che awtar awtar…
Da zama weeshthalo la waara gorii….
Za Laka Gunship Zay Pa Zay Drpase Garzama,.
Ta Shwy Fazul-UL-Llah Janana Hes Pata De Na Lage…
Insult SMS
Subah uth kar 3 kaam karna…
1- upar vaale ko yaad karna taki tum ji sako,
2- mujhe SMS karna taki mai ji saku aur
3- naha lena taki sab ji sake.
Congratulation!
AAmir Khan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
.
.
BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PAR
1- upar vaale ko yaad karna taki tum ji sako,
2- mujhe SMS karna taki mai ji saku aur
3- naha lena taki sab ji sake.
Congratulation!
AAmir Khan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
.
.
BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PAR
Insult Messages
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above
So always Brush ur Teeth
Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence….
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!! Confirmed…
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above
So always Brush ur Teeth
Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence….
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!! Confirmed…
Telugu Jokes SMS
Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru
Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley, Medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...
Keep smiling !!!
coconut
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ee fishes na gurthuga vundalante roju ne mobile lo water poyi
ok na
Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley, Medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...
Keep smiling !!!
coconut
X(((:>
X(((:>
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ee fishes na gurthuga vundalante roju ne mobile lo water poyi
ok na
Telugu SMS Collection
Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, dengue ni arikadam
B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.
TELUGU - FRIENDSHIP SMS
Kalala Prayanam Melukuva varake
Alala Prayanam Teeram Varake
Prema Prayanam Pellivarake
Kanee SNEHA PRAYANAM Maranam Varaku.
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, dengue ni arikadam
B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.
TELUGU - FRIENDSHIP SMS
Kalala Prayanam Melukuva varake
Alala Prayanam Teeram Varake
Prema Prayanam Pellivarake
Kanee SNEHA PRAYANAM Maranam Varaku.
Telugu SMS
koila gaanam marachina..
kavi kalam marachina..
ninnu nenu maravanu priya..
(By Annonimous)
BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.
kavi kalam marachina..
ninnu nenu maravanu priya..
(By Annonimous)
BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.
Bulla ki Janna - Bulleh Shah Poetry
Bulla, ki jaana main kaun
Bulla, ki jaana main kaun
Na main moman vich maseetan
Na main vich kufar dian reetan
Na main pakan vich paleetan
Na main andar bed kitaban
Na main rehnda bhaang sharaban
Na main rehnda mast kharaban
Na main shadi na ghamnaki
Na main vich paleetan pakeen
Na main aaabi na main khaki
Na main aatish na paun
Bulla ki jaana main kaun
Na main arabi na lahori
Na main hindi shehar nagaori
Na hindu na turk pashauri
Na main bhet mazhab de paya
Na main aadam hawwa jaya
Na koi apna naam dharaya
Avval-aakhar aap nu jana
Na koi dooja hor pacchana
Maithon na koi har syana
Bulle shauh Kharha hai kaun
Bulla ki jaana main kaun
Bulla, ki jaana main kaun
Na main moman vich maseetan
Na main vich kufar dian reetan
Na main pakan vich paleetan
Na main andar bed kitaban
Na main rehnda bhaang sharaban
Na main rehnda mast kharaban
Na main shadi na ghamnaki
Na main vich paleetan pakeen
Na main aaabi na main khaki
Na main aatish na paun
Bulla ki jaana main kaun
Na main arabi na lahori
Na main hindi shehar nagaori
Na hindu na turk pashauri
Na main bhet mazhab de paya
Na main aadam hawwa jaya
Na koi apna naam dharaya
Avval-aakhar aap nu jana
Na koi dooja hor pacchana
Maithon na koi har syana
Bulle shauh Kharha hai kaun
Bulla ki jaana main kaun
Punjabi Poetry SMS
Meri Rooh Vich Mera Yaar Vasda
Meri Ankh Vich Usda Deedar Vasda
Sanoo Apne Dard Di Parwa Nahi
Par Rab Kare Har Waqt Rahe Mera Yaar Hansda
Aik Tay Tusi Atranday Bot Ho
Duja Tusi Sharmanday Bot Ho
Dil Karda Wa K Tawanoon
Dinner Tay Ley Jawaan Magar Kii Karaan
Tusi Khanday Bot Ho
Meri Ankh Vich Usda Deedar Vasda
Sanoo Apne Dard Di Parwa Nahi
Par Rab Kare Har Waqt Rahe Mera Yaar Hansda
Aik Tay Tusi Atranday Bot Ho
Duja Tusi Sharmanday Bot Ho
Dil Karda Wa K Tawanoon
Dinner Tay Ley Jawaan Magar Kii Karaan
Tusi Khanday Bot Ho
ASCII Funny SMS
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******THE END******
You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per”
;****;
o( @..@ )o
“(—)”
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
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******THE END******
You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per”
;****;
o( @..@ )o
“(—)”
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
ASCII SMS
9 .*7″9″7*.7*”7″9*. 7
97* I7 M7I9S7S 7*9
79 “7*7.9 9U7 9.*7″
9″7*7.7*9″7
Press:Edit
& delete all 7&9.
Its really an art so just do it
(_),,~.____
“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!”"^!,!,!”
Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p
97* I7 M7I9S7S 7*9
79 “7*7.9 9U7 9.*7″
9″7*7.7*9″7
Press:Edit
& delete all 7&9.
Its really an art so just do it
(_),,~.____
“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!”"^!,!,!”
Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p
Husband Wife SMS
Wife: Bus karo raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho
subha ke 6 baj gaye, thake nehi
Husband: ye to kuch bhi nehi, avi bahut karna hain,
Bahut din baad fursat mila karneko - SMS.
Wife: Ek baat bolu? par maar na nehi!
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Mein Pregnant hu.
Husband: Its good news. par dar kyu rahi thi?
Wife: Saadi ke pehle papa ko kaha tha, bohut maar pari thi.
subha ke 6 baj gaye, thake nehi
Husband: ye to kuch bhi nehi, avi bahut karna hain,
Bahut din baad fursat mila karneko - SMS.
Wife: Ek baat bolu? par maar na nehi!
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Mein Pregnant hu.
Husband: Its good news. par dar kyu rahi thi?
Wife: Saadi ke pehle papa ko kaha tha, bohut maar pari thi.
Aqwal-E-Zareen - Golden Words
Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai
[HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)]
Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
[HAZRAT ABU BAKAR(RAA)]
Jo tujhey teri khamiyan bataye wo tera dost hai.
[HAZRAT UMER (RAA)]
Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho.
[HAZRAT ALI (RAA)]
[HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)]
Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
[HAZRAT ABU BAKAR(RAA)]
Jo tujhey teri khamiyan bataye wo tera dost hai.
[HAZRAT UMER (RAA)]
Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho.
[HAZRAT ALI (RAA)]
Golden Words Short Messages
Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
Best inspiring message of the year?
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
BILL GATES
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
Best inspiring message of the year?
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
BILL GATES
Golden Words Messages
If a drop of water falls in
lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place
where you would shine..
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place
where you would shine..
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
Golden Words SMS
" Sacha Dost Chaye Jitna B Bura Ban Jaye
Kabhi Us se Dosti Mat Torna
Kyun K Pani Chaye Jitna B Ganda Kyun Na Ho
Aag Bhujane K Kam Ata Ha "
Koi sheesha insan ki itni haqeeqi
Tasveer paish nahi kar sakta
Jitni us ki guftago paish karti hai”
Kabhi Us se Dosti Mat Torna
Kyun K Pani Chaye Jitna B Ganda Kyun Na Ho
Aag Bhujane K Kam Ata Ha "
Koi sheesha insan ki itni haqeeqi
Tasveer paish nahi kar sakta
Jitni us ki guftago paish karti hai”
Urdu Poetry SMS
Phir teri yaad aai barish ko dekh kar
Dil per zor na raha apni be'basi dekh kar
Roya is qadar teri yaad main aay dost
Kay barish bhi tham gayi meri barish dekh kar ...
Tujhay apnay hathon ki lakeeron main na basaya to
Phir Kehna!
Aa kay tujhe teray khwabon main na sataya to
Phir Kehna!
Teri sochon main guzar jati hai sati raat
zindagi bhar tujhay raation ko na jagaya to
Phir Kehna!
Dhondtay phiro gey har jaga tum humko
Apnay ishq main tujhay pagal na banaya to
Phir Kehna!
Dil per zor na raha apni be'basi dekh kar
Roya is qadar teri yaad main aay dost
Kay barish bhi tham gayi meri barish dekh kar ...
Tujhay apnay hathon ki lakeeron main na basaya to
Phir Kehna!
Aa kay tujhe teray khwabon main na sataya to
Phir Kehna!
Teri sochon main guzar jati hai sati raat
zindagi bhar tujhay raation ko na jagaya to
Phir Kehna!
Dhondtay phiro gey har jaga tum humko
Apnay ishq main tujhay pagal na banaya to
Phir Kehna!
Exam Jokes SMS
Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu
I Miss You - SMS
Bathmeez
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka Paijama,
Bandar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar
Will u smile if I ask u to?
Will u come if I call u?
Will u understand if i m unable to express?
Will u add a "TOO" if i say I MISS U?
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka Paijama,
Bandar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar
Will u smile if I ask u to?
Will u come if I call u?
Will u understand if i m unable to express?
Will u add a "TOO" if i say I MISS U?
Double Meaning SMS Text Messages
Pehle gale se lagao,
Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao,
Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia,
to pamper badlo
Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
laga..
kal ye pakke bimar hogi.
Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao,
Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia,
to pamper badlo
Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
laga..
kal ye pakke bimar hogi.
Sorry SMS
Is kadar humare chahat ka imtihaan mat lejiy,
Kyu ho khafa yh bayan to ke jiye,
Kar de jiye maaf agr ho gai hay koi khata,
Yu yaad na kr ky saza to na de jiy.
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki
Kyu ho khafa yh bayan to ke jiye,
Kar de jiye maaf agr ho gai hay koi khata,
Yu yaad na kr ky saza to na de jiy.
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki
Punjabi Funny SMS
Phullan naal gulaban da ki tukk banda?
Chappal naal juraban da ki tukk banda?
Aa hi soch k main sara paper khali chadd aya,
K sawalan naal jawaban da ki tukk banda?
Chappal naal juraban da ki tukk banda?
Aa hi soch k main sara paper khali chadd aya,
K sawalan naal jawaban da ki tukk banda?
Ilama Iqbal Poetry for Muslims Generation
Kabhi aey, Naujawan Muslim! taddabur bhi kiya tu ney?
Wo kya gardon tha tu jis ka hai ik toota hua tara
Tujhey uss qaum nay pala hai aaghosh-e-mohabbat main
Kuchal dala tha jis nay paon main taaj-e-sir-e-dara
Hawa-e-byaban say hoti hai kaari
Jawanmard ki zarbat-e-ghaaziyanan
Paltna, jhapatna, jhapat kay palatna
Lahu garm rakhney ka hai ik bahana
Parindon ki duniya ka derwesh hon main
Kay shaheen banata nahin aashiyana
Utha mat khana-e-shesha-e-farang kay ihsaan
Sifaal-e-Hind say meena-o-jaam paida ker
Hazar chasshmey teri sang-e-rah say phootey
Khudi main doob kay zarb-e-kaleem paida ker
Nahin tera nash-e-mann kasr-e-sultani kay gumband per
Tu Shaheen hai basera ker paharon ki chatanon per
Khudi ko ker buland itna kay her taqdeer say pehley
Khuda bandey say khud poochey bata teri raza kya hai
Ghulami main na kaam aati hain shamsheerain, na tadbeerain
Jo ho shok-e-yaqeen paida tou cut jaati hain zanjeerain
Koi andaza ker sakta hai iss kay zor-e-bazu ka?
Nigha-e-mard-e-momin say badal jati hain taqdeerain
Wo kya gardon tha tu jis ka hai ik toota hua tara
Tujhey uss qaum nay pala hai aaghosh-e-mohabbat main
Kuchal dala tha jis nay paon main taaj-e-sir-e-dara
Hawa-e-byaban say hoti hai kaari
Jawanmard ki zarbat-e-ghaaziyanan
Paltna, jhapatna, jhapat kay palatna
Lahu garm rakhney ka hai ik bahana
Parindon ki duniya ka derwesh hon main
Kay shaheen banata nahin aashiyana
Utha mat khana-e-shesha-e-farang kay ihsaan
Sifaal-e-Hind say meena-o-jaam paida ker
Hazar chasshmey teri sang-e-rah say phootey
Khudi main doob kay zarb-e-kaleem paida ker
Nahin tera nash-e-mann kasr-e-sultani kay gumband per
Tu Shaheen hai basera ker paharon ki chatanon per
Khudi ko ker buland itna kay her taqdeer say pehley
Khuda bandey say khud poochey bata teri raza kya hai
Ghulami main na kaam aati hain shamsheerain, na tadbeerain
Jo ho shok-e-yaqeen paida tou cut jaati hain zanjeerain
Koi andaza ker sakta hai iss kay zor-e-bazu ka?
Nigha-e-mard-e-momin say badal jati hain taqdeerain
Iqbal Poetry SMS
Ho terey bayaban ki hawa tujh ko gawara
Iss dasht say behter hai na Dilli na Bukhara
Jis simt main chahey, sift-e-sal-e-rawan chal
Wadi ye hamari hai, wo sehra bhi hamara
Ghairat hai bari cheez jahan-e-tag-o-dou main
Pehnati hai derwaish ko taj-e-sir-e-dara
Afraad kay haathon main hai akwaam ki taqdeer
Her fard hai millat kau muqaddar ka sitara
Deen haath say dey ker agar azad ho millat
Hai aisi tijarat main Musalaman ka khasara
Iss dasht say behter hai na Dilli na Bukhara
Jis simt main chahey, sift-e-sal-e-rawan chal
Wadi ye hamari hai, wo sehra bhi hamara
Ghairat hai bari cheez jahan-e-tag-o-dou main
Pehnati hai derwaish ko taj-e-sir-e-dara
Afraad kay haathon main hai akwaam ki taqdeer
Her fard hai millat kau muqaddar ka sitara
Deen haath say dey ker agar azad ho millat
Hai aisi tijarat main Musalaman ka khasara
Ilama Iqbal Poetry
Hai Fikr mujhey misra-e-saani ki zyada
Allah karey tujh ko ata Fuqr ki talwaar
Jo haath main ye talwaar bhi aa jayey tou Momin
Ya Khalid-e-Janbaaz hai, Ya Haider-e-Karrar
Wo kal kay gham-o-aish per kuch Haq nahin rakhta
Jo aaj khud afroz-o-jigar soz nahin hai
Wo qaum nahin laiq-e-hangama-e-farda
Jis qaum ki taqdeer main imroz nahin hai
Paani paani ho gaya sun ker Qalander ki ye baat
Tu jhuka jab ghair key aagey, na tann tera na mann
Apney mann main dub kay pa ja suragh-e-zindagi
Tu agar mera nahi banta, na ban, apna tou bann
Allah karey tujh ko ata Fuqr ki talwaar
Jo haath main ye talwaar bhi aa jayey tou Momin
Ya Khalid-e-Janbaaz hai, Ya Haider-e-Karrar
Wo kal kay gham-o-aish per kuch Haq nahin rakhta
Jo aaj khud afroz-o-jigar soz nahin hai
Wo qaum nahin laiq-e-hangama-e-farda
Jis qaum ki taqdeer main imroz nahin hai
Paani paani ho gaya sun ker Qalander ki ye baat
Tu jhuka jab ghair key aagey, na tann tera na mann
Apney mann main dub kay pa ja suragh-e-zindagi
Tu agar mera nahi banta, na ban, apna tou bann
Ilama Iqbal Poetry SMS
Nigah-e-faqr main shaan-e-sikandari kya hai?
Khiraaj ki jo gada ho, wo qaiseri kya hai?
Falaq nay ki hai ata un ko khaajgi kay jinhain
Khabar nahin rawish-e-banda parwari kya hai?
Kissey nahin hai tamanna-e-sarwari lekin
Khudi ki mout ho jis main, wo sarwari kya hai?
Buton say tujh ko umeedain, Khuda say no meedi
Mujhey bata tou sahi aur kaafri kya hai?
Aey Tair-e-Lahooti, uss rizq say mout achi
Jis rizq say aati ho, parwaz main kotahi
Aain-e-jawanmardi, haq goi-o-bay baaqi
Allah kay sheron ko, aati nahin rubaahi
Khiraaj ki jo gada ho, wo qaiseri kya hai?
Falaq nay ki hai ata un ko khaajgi kay jinhain
Khabar nahin rawish-e-banda parwari kya hai?
Kissey nahin hai tamanna-e-sarwari lekin
Khudi ki mout ho jis main, wo sarwari kya hai?
Buton say tujh ko umeedain, Khuda say no meedi
Mujhey bata tou sahi aur kaafri kya hai?
Aey Tair-e-Lahooti, uss rizq say mout achi
Jis rizq say aati ho, parwaz main kotahi
Aain-e-jawanmardi, haq goi-o-bay baaqi
Allah kay sheron ko, aati nahin rubaahi
Waris Shah SMS
Ithey Kinnu Maan
Wafawa'n Da
Te Kinnu Naaz Adawan
Da
Asi Peeley Pattey
Darakhta'n De
Sanu Rehnda Kahuf
Hawawa'n Da ..
~ Waris Shah ~
Wafawa'n Da
Te Kinnu Naaz Adawan
Da
Asi Peeley Pattey
Darakhta'n De
Sanu Rehnda Kahuf
Hawawa'n Da ..
~ Waris Shah ~
Zardari Messages
Humnain usey kai bar kaha k humain tum se nafrat hai Zardari!
Magar wo hamaisha yahi kehta hai:
Holy Holy ho jayga pyar chaliye,
Holey Holey ho jayega pyar.
Magar wo hamaisha yahi kehta hai:
Holy Holy ho jayga pyar chaliye,
Holey Holey ho jayega pyar.
Exam days SMS
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Hazrat Ali Quotes
Main Jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahi tijarat hai,
Main ibadat sirf is liye karta hun k mera Rabb Is layq hai.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Jab mairi Dua Qabul ho tu men khush hota hun
k is main meri marzi hai
or
Jab dua qbool na ho tu
main or b khush hota hun k ye maire ALLAH ki marzi hai
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Insan ki pareshani ki 2 wajoohat hain:-
1. waqat se pehlay chahta hai .
2. Muqaddar se ziadah maangta hai.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Main ibadat sirf is liye karta hun k mera Rabb Is layq hai.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Jab mairi Dua Qabul ho tu men khush hota hun
k is main meri marzi hai
or
Jab dua qbool na ho tu
main or b khush hota hun k ye maire ALLAH ki marzi hai
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Insan ki pareshani ki 2 wajoohat hain:-
1. waqat se pehlay chahta hai .
2. Muqaddar se ziadah maangta hai.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Hazrat Ali Messages
Logon ko Dua K liye kehnay se behtay hai
aisey amal karo k logon k dil se ap k liye Dua nikley
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Agr kisi ka zarf Azmaana ho to usko ziadah izzat do,
wo aala zarf hua to apko or zyadah izzat dey ga kam zarf hua to khud ko aala smjey ga.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Jis tarah shabnam k qatrey murjhaye hue phool ko tazgi bakhshtey hain,
usi tarah ache alfaaz mayoos dilon ko roshni bakhshtey hain.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
aisey amal karo k logon k dil se ap k liye Dua nikley
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Agr kisi ka zarf Azmaana ho to usko ziadah izzat do,
wo aala zarf hua to apko or zyadah izzat dey ga kam zarf hua to khud ko aala smjey ga.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Jis tarah shabnam k qatrey murjhaye hue phool ko tazgi bakhshtey hain,
usi tarah ache alfaaz mayoos dilon ko roshni bakhshtey hain.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
Saying of Hazrat Ali (R.A) SMS
kitnay sharam ki baat hay k hamaray uthnay sy pehlay parinday jaag jain, [Hazrat Ali(R.A)]
Lakhoon ko dost banana koi barri baat nahin
barri baat to ye hay k koi aisa dost banao
jo tb tumhara saath day
jab lakoon tumharay mukhalif hon. [Hazrat Ali(R.A)]
jis darakht ki lakrri naram ho gi,
us ki shaakhain zyada hon gi,
bus naram tabiyat or naram guftaar ban jao,
taa k tumharay dost zayada hon. [Hazrat Ali(R.A)]
Lakhoon ko dost banana koi barri baat nahin
barri baat to ye hay k koi aisa dost banao
jo tb tumhara saath day
jab lakoon tumharay mukhalif hon. [Hazrat Ali(R.A)]
jis darakht ki lakrri naram ho gi,
us ki shaakhain zyada hon gi,
bus naram tabiyat or naram guftaar ban jao,
taa k tumharay dost zayada hon. [Hazrat Ali(R.A)]
Pathan SMS
Pathan apni miss se:
Miss kal apne muje call q ki the?
Miss:
mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki..
Pathan:
To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha arha tha " 1 MISS CALL "
Aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai
wo jab dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai
to dulhan ka bhai ro ker kahta hai
meri behan ka khyal rkhna
dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai
tum preshan mat ho
yay tumara behan hai hamara bhi behan hai
Miss kal apne muje call q ki the?
Miss:
mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki..
Pathan:
To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha arha tha " 1 MISS CALL "
Aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai
wo jab dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai
to dulhan ka bhai ro ker kahta hai
meri behan ka khyal rkhna
dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai
tum preshan mat ho
yay tumara behan hai hamara bhi behan hai
SMS Punjab de
Akh rondi tu dekhi, dil de zakhm v tak sajjna;
tadpa bhaven din raat par tadapde dil te pair na rakh sajjna;
muk javange asi kuch chir g k, aje thoda jiha sabar ta rakh sajjna
mar k v tenu bhul na pavange das kive karenga yaadan to vakh sajjnaâ
Yaar mile oh jo kare pyar par jatave na,
sanu hove dard par oh seh pave na,
jad mile jaffi pake mile,
Beganeya di tarah duro hello bulave na..
tadpa bhaven din raat par tadapde dil te pair na rakh sajjna;
muk javange asi kuch chir g k, aje thoda jiha sabar ta rakh sajjna
mar k v tenu bhul na pavange das kive karenga yaadan to vakh sajjnaâ
Yaar mile oh jo kare pyar par jatave na,
sanu hove dard par oh seh pave na,
jad mile jaffi pake mile,
Beganeya di tarah duro hello bulave na..
Sindhi Poetry SMS Messages
Wakt ja pera khanundey
Humeshah jeaan
December jo aakhri siju
Indlathee rangan jo dekhu dayee
Nazar jo freb banjee wayo aahay
Para
Guzrandar waqt jee hina mukhtasir
Withee mein
Asaan joon chahatoon, nafratoon, wichhora
Ain rabita
Panhanjee zat saan wabasta sabhu havalaa shanasaee khan nashanasaee
Jey safar mein
Hail bi
Sirf fasilaa ee mapeenda rahyaa
Sirf fasilaa ee mapeenda rahyaa…
Humeshah jeaan
December jo aakhri siju
Indlathee rangan jo dekhu dayee
Nazar jo freb banjee wayo aahay
Para
Guzrandar waqt jee hina mukhtasir
Withee mein
Asaan joon chahatoon, nafratoon, wichhora
Ain rabita
Panhanjee zat saan wabasta sabhu havalaa shanasaee khan nashanasaee
Jey safar mein
Hail bi
Sirf fasilaa ee mapeenda rahyaa
Sirf fasilaa ee mapeenda rahyaa…
Sardar Jokes SMS
Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts Oye, ,mashok le ker kahan nikle
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says
Oye, mashok hogi tero..Meri to behan
Newspaper me chapa,
50% sardar bewakuf hote h,
is par sardaro ne khub halla machaya,
fir chapa 50% sardar samjhdar hote h,
tb jakar sardar shant hue.....
Some shouts Oye, ,mashok le ker kahan nikle
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says
Oye, mashok hogi tero..Meri to behan
Newspaper me chapa,
50% sardar bewakuf hote h,
is par sardaro ne khub halla machaya,
fir chapa 50% sardar samjhdar hote h,
tb jakar sardar shant hue.....
Sardar ji SMS
Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' q kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' q kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Balochi SMS Poetry
Kadi baleet mani aajooee-a-dil-e-dariya,
A maoj haaheeria maah-e-darwari nagoshaan.
Dila do bahr bekan aachesheet-o-daag bedant,
Choshein talab kashshein aadara Chaakari nagoshaan.
Ata bejazm ke duniya-o-deen-e-saudagar,
Pakeera peer goshan shaira wali nagoshan.
A maoj haaheeria maah-e-darwari nagoshaan.
Dila do bahr bekan aachesheet-o-daag bedant,
Choshein talab kashshein aadara Chaakari nagoshaan.
Ata bejazm ke duniya-o-deen-e-saudagar,
Pakeera peer goshan shaira wali nagoshan.
Balochi SMS Messages
O'kapot sabzein beya benend jala ,
Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baala….,
Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala,
Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan.
Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala,
Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala,
Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala,
Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.
Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baala….,
Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala,
Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan.
Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala,
Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala,
Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala,
Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.
Balochi Poetry
Sir wati misk-o-zaperan shoshta,
Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta,
Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta,
Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta.
Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta,
Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista,
A habar pesha dushminan gowashta,
Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.
Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta,
Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta,
Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta.
Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta,
Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista,
A habar pesha dushminan gowashta,
Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.
Baloch SMS
Kowan tirein jaaga shahra Lyariein,
Her kuja charan gujn-o-waariein,
Proshtaga road ke gand kaariein,
Man nazanana ke kai myaariein.
Mard-o-jan yak ja laib gowaziaan,
Laat-e-gon kaada dust baaziaan,
Chizokein mulla-o-numaaziaan,
Chon mana laat-e-naam-e-Qaziaan.
Her kuja charan gujn-o-waariein,
Proshtaga road ke gand kaariein,
Man nazanana ke kai myaariein.
Mard-o-jan yak ja laib gowaziaan,
Laat-e-gon kaada dust baaziaan,
Chizokein mulla-o-numaaziaan,
Chon mana laat-e-naam-e-Qaziaan.
Balochi Messages
Laat-e-a shahra sirmyakaran,
Laat-e-see rocha nishta bekaran,
Laat-e-astan ke motara sawaran,
Laat-e-Bazara piyadaga waran.
Nazimabad-o-Gulshan Iqbala,
Nok ba maadi saal pa saala,
Log-e-purrant cha milkat-o-maala,
Saisada zeeran a gud-e-waala.
Laat-e-see rocha nishta bekaran,
Laat-e-astan ke motara sawaran,
Laat-e-Bazara piyadaga waran.
Nazimabad-o-Gulshan Iqbala,
Nok ba maadi saal pa saala,
Log-e-purrant cha milkat-o-maala,
Saisada zeeran a gud-e-waala.
Balochi Poetry SMS Messages
Jagaein naach-o-sobat-o-changein,
Jagaein chars-o-warmer-o-bangein,
Jagaein kaip-o-majlis-o-rangein,
Jagaein laap-e-haatira jangein.
Kasein shaeint-o-shahr-e-sirtajein,
Kasein pa naani chunda-e-maotajein,
Kasein dust pa pindaga derajein,
gaish terein shahra chamcha-e-raajein.
Jagaein chars-o-warmer-o-bangein,
Jagaein kaip-o-majlis-o-rangein,
Jagaein laap-e-haatira jangein.
Kasein shaeint-o-shahr-e-sirtajein,
Kasein pa naani chunda-e-maotajein,
Kasein dust pa pindaga derajein,
gaish terein shahra chamcha-e-raajein.
MQM Political SMS
If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be:
1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom!
2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada!
3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi!
4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki bori band laash Shehed ki neher se Bar Aamad!
5) Altaf bhai ne Jahannam-ul-Haram se telephonic khitaab karte hue jantiyon ko muttahid aur pur-aman rehne ki apeal ki hai!
1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom!
2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada!
3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi!
4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki bori band laash Shehed ki neher se Bar Aamad!
5) Altaf bhai ne Jahannam-ul-Haram se telephonic khitaab karte hue jantiyon ko muttahid aur pur-aman rehne ki apeal ki hai!
Urdu Poetry SMS
Muhabat ka junoon baki nahi hai,
Musalmano main khoon baki nahi hai,
Safain kuj, dill pereshan, sajda bezoke,
Ke jazb e aandron baki nahi hai,
Ragon main lahoo baki nahi hai,
wo dill, wo awaz baki nahi hai,
Namaz o roza o kurbani o hajj,
Ye sab baki hain Tu baki nahi hai,
Musalmano main khoon baki nahi hai,
Safain kuj, dill pereshan, sajda bezoke,
Ke jazb e aandron baki nahi hai,
Ragon main lahoo baki nahi hai,
wo dill, wo awaz baki nahi hai,
Namaz o roza o kurbani o hajj,
Ye sab baki hain Tu baki nahi hai,
Hindko Shairyi SMS
Merey Payar Dey Wich Mashook Na Theeven
Nahain Aj Tak Galat Nigah Keeti
Teri Har Mulakaat Mein Inj Keeti
Jewen Musa Naal Khuda Keeti
Nahi Farak Keeta Teri Pooja Da
Nahain Mnuksaan Dee Koi Parwah Keeti
Ek Teenu RUB Na Keh Sakda
Baki Saari Rasam Adaa Keeti
Nahain Aj Tak Galat Nigah Keeti
Teri Har Mulakaat Mein Inj Keeti
Jewen Musa Naal Khuda Keeti
Nahi Farak Keeta Teri Pooja Da
Nahain Mnuksaan Dee Koi Parwah Keeti
Ek Teenu RUB Na Keh Sakda
Baki Saari Rasam Adaa Keeti
Saraiki Poetry SMS
Hay Bud Kolon Badnaam Bura, Bad Gal Na Badnaam Thesein.
Hun Bachdi Jawani Ganeemat Hay, Eikon Rol Ta Na Badnaam Thesein.
Tu mehnat kar mehnat da sila jane khuda jane
Tu diva baal ke rakh cha hawa jane khuda jane
Khaza da khof ta maali koon buzdal kar nai sakda
Chaman abad rakh bad e saba jane khuda jane
Mareez e ishiq khud koon dawa dil di samjh dalbar
Marz jane dawa jane shafa jane khuda jane
Jey marr ke zindi chande faqiri totka man ghan
Wafa de wich fana thi wanj baka jane khuda jane
Aye poori theve na theve magar be kaar nahi vendi
Dua shakir tu mangi rakh dua jane khuda jane
Hun Bachdi Jawani Ganeemat Hay, Eikon Rol Ta Na Badnaam Thesein.
Tu mehnat kar mehnat da sila jane khuda jane
Tu diva baal ke rakh cha hawa jane khuda jane
Khaza da khof ta maali koon buzdal kar nai sakda
Chaman abad rakh bad e saba jane khuda jane
Mareez e ishiq khud koon dawa dil di samjh dalbar
Marz jane dawa jane shafa jane khuda jane
Jey marr ke zindi chande faqiri totka man ghan
Wafa de wich fana thi wanj baka jane khuda jane
Aye poori theve na theve magar be kaar nahi vendi
Dua shakir tu mangi rakh dua jane khuda jane
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