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A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."


Insurance agents never retire, they just expire.
Insurance agents are premium lovers.
Insurance agents do it with third parties.

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