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Non Veg Hindi Jokes Collection

Suhaagrat ko Pati Patni se – Ijazat hai?
Wife – G haa
Wife ko puri raat ch*d ch*dkar bimaar karke sasuraal
chhod ke saas se bola : Aacha ijazat hai?
Wife - Mummy ijazat mat dena ga*nd faad dega


Sabse bada jhatka :
Jab husband suhagraat ki taiyari kar raha
ho tabhi wife bole :
Aye jee CONDOM Kohinoor ka hi lagana.
Dusre se mujhe alergy ho jati hai


Lady touched horse’s penls
Horse excited jumped and ran away very fast.
Horse Owner : Bhabhijee aab hamara bhi pakdo,
humko ghoda pakadna hai

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