Dirty Hindi SMS Jokes

Larki job k lye interview dene gai Bos: Wo kia he jis k 2 wheel hote hn?
GIRL; Motor Cycle
Boss: nhi, Honda Motor Cycle
BOSS: wo kya he jis k 4 wheel hote hn?
Girl: car
BOS: No, Toyota car
Girl ghuse se ab mere swal ka jwab Do agay b bal peche b bal bech me Sorak
BOS: choot
Girl: nhi teri ma ki choot



Girl: Darling !
Sex karnay k baad tm etna ziada kaisay thak jatay ho..?
Boy: Sweet Heart !
Road ko kya faraq parta hai..?
Ghista to tyre he hai.



1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila
Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k Mai
Jawan Larkiyo ka Khoon Choosa Karu.
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Bhoot ne usy kya Banaya Hoga?
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Reply Must
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Answer:
Answer: Always Ultra.