Life insurance agent to would-be client:
"Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision.
Sleep on it tonight.
If you wake in the morning,
give me a call then and let me know."
"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life insurance salesman asked his client.
"What do you mean?" countered the woman.
"If you should lose your husband, what would you get?" asked the salesman.
The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, "Probably a poodle."
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