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2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insan kaamp jata hai lekin karne wale ko kuch nahin hota

ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apne 4 saal ke bete ko jo sahih se bool bhi nahin sakta tha use...........

School bhej dia.



Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
"darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole
"brother, who are you?".



Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....

loan pass nahi hua...

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