Wife: Bus karo raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho
subha ke 6 baj gaye, thake nehi
Husband: ye to kuch bhi nehi, avi bahut karna hain,
Bahut din baad fursat mila karneko - SMS.
Wife: Ek baat bolu? par maar na nehi!
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Mein Pregnant hu.
Husband: Its good news. par dar kyu rahi thi?
Wife: Saadi ke pehle papa ko kaha tha, bohut maar pari thi.
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