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Showing posts with label Bollywood SMS. Show all posts
Anushka Virat Funny Husband Wife Joke
Anushka Sharma and Virat Kholi Funny Husband Wife Joke in Hindi.
Deepika Padukon Ranveer Singh Husband Wife Joke
Deepika Padukon & Ranveer Singh Funny Husband Wife Joke in Hindi.
Zhu Zhu Funny Joke
Zhu Zhu actress funny joke in hindi
Zhu Zhu: Mujhe Hindi Movie main kaam karne ka bohat shok hai,Reporter: Apko kaisa Roll pasand hai?
Zhu Zhu: Chicken Roll :p
Tiger Shroff Jokes Collection Bollywood funny stuff
No one is talking abt Heropanti's new heroine. Tiger Shroff ne uska Women Empowerment wala aspect bhi chura liya.
16. Like seriously, why dont people see it? TIGER SHROFF is like the male version of Kareena Kapoor!!! With a dash of Aamir Khan in it!
17. Me after watching Heropanti trailer: Tiger Shroff. Ajeeb naam hai. Husband: Ya man! Who names their daughter Tiger? Me: Lol
Kareena Kapoor has gone from size zero to size hero in Heropanti. What arms, man!
18. Don't make fun of Tiger Shroff....have some pity on him, he's a member of an endangered species!
19. When Tiger Shroff is really angry, he changes his name to TiGrrrrr Shroff.
20. Tiger Shroff is ready with Heropanti.. Interesting to see, when will he do SandhiSudhapanti..
1. How many of you believe that Tiger Shroff is an endangered species even before his first release.
2. Don’t be mean guys…Give a big round of applause to Tiger Shroff for an outstanding Oscar winning performance in Life of Pi.
3. Tiger Shroff's debut movie would premier on Animal Planet.
4. Once Tiger Shroff was locked in the room by Jackie Shroff. Tiger Shroff updated his Whatsapp status as ‘I’m Sherlocked’.
5. Son = Jackie Shroff, Looks = Jackie Chan, Career graph like = Jackie Bhagnani.
6. Heropanti is Jackie Shroff's attempt to be a responsible citizen by contributing to Tiger conservation project.
7. Tiger Shroff should replace Katrina kaif in Veet ads....
8. All the movies of Tiger Shroff will carry the message 'No animals were harmed in this film'.
9. Reporter: What’s your favorite movie? Tiger Shroff : Ek Tha Tiger
10. Why is Jackie Shroff's Son Religious? A) Because he Preys regularly.
11. Tiger Shroff who is the first actor in bollywood looks like a actress.
12. Tiger Shroff recently had a baby. Ab yeh mat poochho 'cub hua?'
13. If Tiger Shroff becomes famous, his wax statue will be kept in Jim Corbett Park instead of Madam Tussaud's.
14. Tiger Shroff 's school name is P. T. Shroff. Panthera Tigris Shroff.
15. Tiger shroff would be challenge for legend actors like Tushar , uday , Harman.Uday , Fardeen.
I don't think Modi can protect this country. Since he won, two terror attacks have already happened - 'The Xpose' and 'Heropanti'.
Watching Heropanti. I'm half an hour into it and Tiger Shroff's pretty okay so far. No idea why everyone made jokes around her.
16. Like seriously, why dont people see it? TIGER SHROFF is like the male version of Kareena Kapoor!!! With a dash of Aamir Khan in it!
17. Me after watching Heropanti trailer: Tiger Shroff. Ajeeb naam hai. Husband: Ya man! Who names their daughter Tiger? Me: Lol
Kareena Kapoor has gone from size zero to size hero in Heropanti. What arms, man!
18. Don't make fun of Tiger Shroff....have some pity on him, he's a member of an endangered species!
19. When Tiger Shroff is really angry, he changes his name to TiGrrrrr Shroff.
20. Tiger Shroff is ready with Heropanti.. Interesting to see, when will he do SandhiSudhapanti..
1. How many of you believe that Tiger Shroff is an endangered species even before his first release.
2. Don’t be mean guys…Give a big round of applause to Tiger Shroff for an outstanding Oscar winning performance in Life of Pi.
3. Tiger Shroff's debut movie would premier on Animal Planet.
4. Once Tiger Shroff was locked in the room by Jackie Shroff. Tiger Shroff updated his Whatsapp status as ‘I’m Sherlocked’.
5. Son = Jackie Shroff, Looks = Jackie Chan, Career graph like = Jackie Bhagnani.
6. Heropanti is Jackie Shroff's attempt to be a responsible citizen by contributing to Tiger conservation project.
7. Tiger Shroff should replace Katrina kaif in Veet ads....
8. All the movies of Tiger Shroff will carry the message 'No animals were harmed in this film'.
9. Reporter: What’s your favorite movie? Tiger Shroff : Ek Tha Tiger
10. Why is Jackie Shroff's Son Religious? A) Because he Preys regularly.
11. Tiger Shroff who is the first actor in bollywood looks like a actress.
12. Tiger Shroff recently had a baby. Ab yeh mat poochho 'cub hua?'
13. If Tiger Shroff becomes famous, his wax statue will be kept in Jim Corbett Park instead of Madam Tussaud's.
14. Tiger Shroff 's school name is P. T. Shroff. Panthera Tigris Shroff.
15. Tiger shroff would be challenge for legend actors like Tushar , uday , Harman.Uday , Fardeen.
21. Soon he is gonna take care of his paapa's business of selling Sandhi Sudha :P
Watching Heropanti. I'm half an hour into it and Tiger Shroff's pretty okay so far. No idea why everyone made jokes around her.
Virat Kohli text to Anushka Sharma
After loss ICC WC 2014 final,
Virat Kohli sends a text message to Anushka Sharma.
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Baby, do you still love me :( :(
Virat Kohli sends a text message to Anushka Sharma.
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Baby, do you still love me :( :(
Mathira joke in Urdu
Modern Bezzati...
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Boy to Mathira: I love
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Mathira: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu...
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Boy to Mathira: I love
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Mathira: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu...
Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu
Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu collection.
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
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Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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Veena Malik: “Shopping”
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Main sharif ho gayi hoon...:)
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Boy:" kya tum hamesha mere
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho ??
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Veena:" haan..
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi ??
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Veena:" nahi..
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Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye ??
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Veena:" jo bhi tum bolo
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi
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Veena:" kabhi nahi..
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Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe mujhse ??
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Veena:" 3000 per month
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Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe aa jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
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Veena:" ji saab, ab mai chalti hoon..
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aur aap soch rahe the ki Veena malik itni acchi kabse ho gayi..???
Ary ye toh koi housemaid thi badqismati say inka naam Veena rakha gaya tha.
Baqi toh aap log jante hi hain k kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hosakti.
Dhoom 3 Joke
Aamir khan Dhoom 3 Joke in Hindi
Dhoom 3 me kaam karke Aamir khan ne
Engineering Student ko Kya sandesha diya..?
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Bhale hi aap Aamir ki tarah
College ua University Top kar lo (3 Idiots)
Par Aakhir me Aapko Job na milne par Chhor hi ban na Padega...
Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do
Bush: "Osama mile toh use fod do..
Gandhi:"Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do..
Einstein:"Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Manmohan:"theek hai"
Sonia:"desh k liye mujhe vote do..
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do..
Bill Gates:"Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!
Rajnikanth:
"oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya k samne lana chhod do
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ACP Praduman:"Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..
Gandhi:"Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do..
Einstein:"Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Manmohan:"theek hai"
Sonia:"desh k liye mujhe vote do..
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do..
Bill Gates:"Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!
Rajnikanth:
"oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya k samne lana chhod do
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ACP Praduman:"Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..
Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya
Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School..
Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father??
Araddhya- Big B..
Teacher- Who Is Your Mother??
Araddhya- Miss World..
Teacher- Who Is Your Father..??
Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji.
Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father??
Araddhya- Big B..
Teacher- Who Is Your Mother??
Araddhya- Miss World..
Teacher- Who Is Your Father..??
Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji.
Sunny Leone ki Suhagrat ka scene hai
Director 2 Sunny Leone:
''Suhagrat ka scene hai.......
Doodh ka glass le ke jana h, aur hero ko pilana
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Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !! :p :D
''Suhagrat ka scene hai.......
Doodh ka glass le ke jana h, aur hero ko pilana
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Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !! :p :D
Deepika Padukone join Congress
Ms Deepika Padukone...........
Went To Yuvraj
» His Form Dropped
Went To Ranbir
» His Movies Flopped
Went To Mallyas
» Their Airlines Stopped
Now, Please Join Congress :-))
Went To Yuvraj
» His Form Dropped
Went To Ranbir
» His Movies Flopped
Went To Mallyas
» Their Airlines Stopped
Now, Please Join Congress :-))
Boy tuj me rab dikhta hai
Boy: tuj me rab dikhta hai yaara
mai kya karu ?
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Girl: darshan kar,
puja kar, aashirwad le,
prasad kha
aur aage nikal piche aur b bhakt
khade ha ... :p
mai kya karu ?
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Girl: darshan kar,
puja kar, aashirwad le,
prasad kha
aur aage nikal piche aur b bhakt
khade ha ... :p
Palmist ne Pregnant Aishwarya Rai
1 Palmist ne pregnant Aishwarya Rai ko bataya ke delivery k foran baad is Bachay ka Baap mar jaye ga.
Aishwarya Rai: THANKS GOD, My Husband Is Safe
Aishwarya Rai: THANKS GOD, My Husband Is Safe
Bhakt to Bhagwan Funny Joke
Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do.
Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge?
Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge?
Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
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