Alizeh Shah Funny Pic Whatsapp Status Facebook Post

 Alizeh Shah Funny Pic Whatsapp Status Facebook Post

Funny Phupo Facebook Post Whatsapp Status Pic

Family: Hum sab khushi khushi rahe gain,

Phupo: :( :( :( 

 

Rana Hostel Main - Funny Joke on Rana Cast

 Girls can take photos in any situation

Lahore Waley Funny Status in Urdu

 Lahore Waley Funny Status in Urdu

 

Ameeron ka Shaikh aur Hamara Shaikh - Imran khan PTI Funny Whatsapp Status

Ameeron ka Shaikh aur Hamara Shaikh - Imran khan PTI Funny Whatsapp Status

 

Amazon in Pakistan Funny whatsapp Status

 Amazon in Pakistan Funny whatsapp status pic.

Zaroori nahi jo Ladki dukhi

Zaroori nahi jo Ladki dukhi shayari kare, Wo beemar e Ishq ho,

Kuch Ladkian Ammi ki sun sun kar bhi dukhi shayari karti hain. :) 

Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language

Funny Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language. Read huge collection of new funny Pakistani jokes in Urdu.

Aadmi dusrey se: Bhai sahab ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dusra Aadmi: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi....

Biwi: Main Market ja rahi hoon, mujhe 500 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Miyan (ghusay se): Tumhen Paison se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Biwi: Aap se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 

Bhikari Kanjoos Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Kanjoos: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.

Kanjoos: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

Ek bewakoof ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:

Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na

Bonga: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Bonga: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Bonga: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

Mathira joke in Urdu

Modern Bezzati...
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Boy to Mathira: I love
u & want 2 marry u.
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Mathira: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu...

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu collection.

Santa: 'Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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Veena Malik: “Shopping”
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Main sharif ho gayi hoon...:)

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Boy:" kya tum hamesha mere
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho ??
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Veena:" haan..
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi ??
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Veena:" nahi..
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Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye ??
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Veena:" jo bhi tum bolo
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi
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Veena:" kabhi nahi..
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Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe mujhse ??
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Veena:" 3000 per month
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Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe aa jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
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Veena:" ji saab, ab mai chalti hoon..
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aur aap soch rahe the ki Veena malik itni acchi kabse ho gayi..???

Ary ye toh koi housemaid thi badqismati say inka naam Veena rakha gaya tha.
Baqi toh aap log jante hi hain k kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hosakti.

Is Ramadan main Amir liaqat ne

Q mobile ka sawal.. 

Is Ramadan main Amir liaqat ne ktne rozay rakhe..?
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A-(0)
B -(A)
C-(B)
Musalmano tukka lgao .. 

Girls se appeal hai k iftari k bad

Tamam young girls se appeal hai k iftari
k bad namaaz e magrib mai lmbi
tsbehaat shuru kar dain...!
Is se,
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Apko bartan nai dhonay parain gay...
zubaida aapa k kaam chor totky..

Ferdous ki lawn ap ki hoi

Zubeida aapa k Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi_k Baad
Ab Pesh hai
"DR. Amir Liaqat ki Paheliyan"
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Wo konsa Khan hai,
Jo Pathan b Nahe?
Aor
Insan b Nahe?
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Dastar khan
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ferdous ki lawn ap ki hoi :D:D:D:p,.,

Amir laiqat k paida hony pay

Amir laiqat k paida hony pay releatives nay pocha larka hai ya larki
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to laiqat uncle nay kha
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tukkay lagao muslmano :D :p :v