The game was drifting off into total boredom,
when a man in the crowd suddenly burst into a round of applause.
The man next to him said 'Why did you do that?'
'Sorry' he replied 'I was trying to keep myself awake!'
The eager young batsman had just scored yet another duck
and was apologising to the captain.
'I think I could do with some advice.
What sort of coach would you recommend?'
'A long distance one.'
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