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Hindi dirty jokes

Ek Mahaan Admi Ka Vichar
Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon
Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai
Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,
Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..
Every Thucking Day!



College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“



Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli
“Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai,
Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai”
Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun”
Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab,
Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“



Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?
Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar,
Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai

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