Dear aaj ke din aap jitna chaho

Dear aaj ke din aap jitna chaho,
hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
Duniya ki parwa mat karo
Kyun k duniya janti hai k
Pagal aisi harkatein he karte rehte hain

Life without u is impossible

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
ha ha ha
just joking

By: Kanika

Insult SMS Poetry Message

Phol Khil Kar Bhi Udaas Hai,

Samundar ko Aaj Pani ki Piyas Hai,

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do.

Hum ko Duniya Ki

Sab Se Khofnak Muskarahat ki Talash Hai.



Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,
Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,
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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye

Insult Urdu Text Collection

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.


Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain


Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Funny Insult Text SMS Collection

Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?



Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!
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Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!



Zindgi apni masti me jiya kr
Ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr
Tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy
Or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy

Insult Text Messages in Urdu

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna,
K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle.
Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein.
Pakki Baat Hai?
Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen?


Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai
Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho
Mere Pass Mobile Hai
Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho
Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.


Yaar tmhare Number ko kya howa hai?
Maine abhi call ki to operator Boli
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba bandar darakht se ulta latka hua hai plz try later.

Insult Messages in Urdu

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,
Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,
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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.



1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe'n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?"
.
Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na .



Nigahain Nigahon Se Mila Kar To Dekho.
Kabhi Kisi Ko Apna Bana Kar To Dekho.
Milna Chahengy Sab Log Tumse.
Kabhi Tum Achhi Tarah,
.
Naha Kar To Dekho.

Insult Text Collection in Urdu

Dunia mea bht se network hai
.
magar 1 network
aisa ha jo srf
AAP ke waja sa
chalta ha our wo ha.
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CARTOON NETWORK



Halki sardi ka zamana hai,
Mousam b suhana hai..
Ek d0 new sms to karo
kiya balance ko Burrhapay tak chalana hai.



Kya tum Gareeb ho?
YES or NO?
Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo…
Aur agr ghareeb ho to ye msg aage bhejo. KHUL K MANGO Yaar…
“”Happy Bhikari day”.

Urdu Insult Text SMS

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya.



Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
"I Hate Girls"
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Or Reema khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!



Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!

Insult Poetry Messages

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…


Dilse aap ka khayal jata nahi
Aap ke siwa koi yaad ata nahi
Hasrat hai roz aap ko dekhun
Par kambaht woh madaari aap ko roz lata nahi…..


Chand Par Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaronko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniya se Magar
Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal pe Hasi Aati To Hogi…

Funny Insult Messages

Khuda kare ki apko kabhi judai na mile
Agar hame na karo sms to kuch aisa ho
Ke mausam ho sardi ka aur apko razaii na mile


Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass


Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy..
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§unflower Jitna Peela Hy..
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Paani Jitna Geela Hy..
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Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..



Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
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Par usame bhi daag hai,
.
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
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Par usame bhi aag hai,
.
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
.
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

Hindi Insult Messages

Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khone na denge,
sharafat se contact me rehnaa,
varna kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge!!


Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha.
Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bola
“kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”.
Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai
Thank you!!


Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …
Nahi na …
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”

Insult SMS Messages in Urdu

Gabber: Abey ohh zerdari beynazeer ki bersi main kitnay aadmi thay?
Zardari: pata nahi serdar main to Ortain ginti ker raha hai.


Dil ne kaha chalo “SMS” karain,
socha.!!
“dil to pagal hai”
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin,
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay,


Kya aap ne kabhi "BHOOT" ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai?
Nahi Waqai nahi?
Such me nahe deakha
To Apna ka ID Card dekh lein..



Kal temprature 50 se above rahe ga,
waqfe waqfe se apne sar per pani dalte rehna,
kyon k Buzurgon ka kehna hy
ke "BHOOSA aag jaldi pakarta hy"!!!

Urdu Funny Text Messages

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha


Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge
plz plz plz promise me plz...


Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....
Tumhara MOBILE bekaar ...


Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...
Khaayi bhi to ’HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

Hindi Insult SMS Messages

Kya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
No
R U Sure?
Plz check again.
no?
ok no problem: waise Gadhay ke sar per seengh nahi hotay


Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
.
maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Insult SMS in Hindi

Yeh sms jaldi jaldi parho,
How How How How How How How How How How How How
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Jaldi parnay ko kaha tha KUTTAY ki tarah bhoknay ko nahi...



Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Aapki Nazar Main Duniya ka Sab Se Bara Chaval Ho.
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Main Ne To bhej dia ha!
Ab muje snd kr k aik or chaval mat marna.



"Ami Yeh Chawal Aur Marasi Mein Kya Farq Hota Hai.."
Mother:-"Beta Agar Msg Parhne Waala Hans Paray To Marasi,
Na Hansay To Chawal.!:-)

Urdu Insult SMS

Kuch Gharailu Totkay:

1. Agar aap ko kutta kaat lay to aap usay kaat lein, Hisaab barabar ho jaye ga.

2. Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhaagay se si lein, kisi ko pata nahin chalay ga.

3. Agar aap ka qad chhota hai to 3 se 4 martaba phaansi lein, agar bach gaye to bohat fayeda ho ga.

4. Agar aap ke baal girtay hain to tind karwa lein, naye baal aanay tak koi baal nahin giray ga




“Aapke girl friend ka phone aaya tha
”
”
Keh rahi thi
”
”
Koi pathar say na maray mere dewane ko
”
”
Tecnology Ka Dor hai
BOMB Se Ura do saley ko.”



Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoey in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga,

InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga,
:
:
“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”…
-Try kar ke dekho lo-

Urdu Insult SMS

Mobile ko Ejaad krne wale ka sapna tha k Duniya mai.
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Har FAQEER or BHIKARI k haath me Bhi mobile ho.
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MUBARAK Ho
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Aap ne wo sapna such kr dikhaya



How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tarika Parhney Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key
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Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat



Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye,
zuban ko honto par latkaye,
kohni tek kar sar tikaye,
apni ankhe niche jhukaye,
baitha kyu tha??
Ab mai samjha..
.
Intezaar tha tujhe sirf
Mere sms ka ....

Insult SMS Collection

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.



Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??



4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Rude Insult SMS

Are you free toight,
or will it cost me?
I'm new in town,
can you give me directions to your flat?


Arz kiya hai...
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam.


Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
But what the hell happend to you?