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Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Exams Poem SMS

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.

jo to ho jae meri.

Exams Days Text Messages

If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself



My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near


Btech sylbus after sem8:
1.Daily food processing
2.chanel changin tecniques
3.kuthuvakku comunictn from family..
4.sleeping systms
5.viva by nattukar & famly
6.semnr on answring d topic, “jooli ayille?”
7.project on “wat to do next”.

Exam Days SMS

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain


Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!


It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Student Exams Message

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna


33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!


papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

College Life SMS

“Kab shuru hui class?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”

“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”

” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”



During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is

……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”

“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”

“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”

“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”

“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”

“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”

“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”

“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”

Exams Days Text Messages

Exams are like Girl friends,
Too many questions,
Difficult to understand,
More explanation is needed,
Result is always fail,


Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.


To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Exam SMS Collection

TOUGH PAPER
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"



Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !



Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"
"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai"

Exam SMS Messages

Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
tabhi to supply aii hai


Kehdo un pharno walo say,
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy


Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Exams Funny SMS

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .


n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!


Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Exams Days Poem

“MERI KAHANI“

Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,

Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,

Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,

Wo roothna mana-na

Wo bunk mulaaqatien

Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna

Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona

betuki baaton ko serious lena

wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana

Na wo din hain

Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien

Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien...

Exam Days SMS

Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?


kya rakha he padhai me ,
kyu bar-bar dohrate ho ,
jab nursury se hi padhna he to kyo aage ki kitab uthate ho .


Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

Exam Jokes SMS

Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu

Punjabi Funny SMS

Phullan naal gulaban da ki tukk banda?
Chappal naal juraban da ki tukk banda?

Aa hi soch k main sara paper khali chadd aya,
K sawalan naal jawaban da ki tukk banda?

Exam days SMS

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?