Whisky is Risky

Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"

Some say:
"Whisky bina zindgi miss ki"

But I Say:
"Rum , Bear Ya Ho Whisky, Koi nahi Girl frnd Se jyada Risky"

Take a number and wait in line

I know you think, I'm cute,

I know you think, I'm fine,

But like the other guys,
take a number and

wait in line!

Flirt Text Messages Collection

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!


NA WOH INKAAR KARTI HAI
NA WOH IKRAAR KARTI HAI
NA WOH INKAAR KARTI HAI
NA WOH IKRAAR KARTI HAI
KAMBAKHT MERE HI SAPNO MEIN AAKE
MERE DOST SE PYAAR KARTI HAI


Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Flirt SMS Messages in Urdu

Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
Q k
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h


Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti


Aaj Ka Sawal:
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai..
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai...


Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1 msg bhej k 10 free pate ho,
Hamare Dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
Hamare msg forward kar k naye naye dost banate ho.

Flirt Text SMS Collection

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.


Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.


Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.

Flirt SMS Messages

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat Ka Hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat Ka Hai,
Hame Aap Yuhi Sharabi Maat Kahiye,
Ye Dil Par Asar Aapse Pahali Mulaqat Ka Hai…


Apney Husn Pe Naaz Na Kar O Pagli,

Hame Pata Hai Tu Roz Lagati Hai Fair & Lovely



Aah I Forgot ur name.

Can I call u mine?

And, in case u forgot my name, u can call me your’s!!

Flirt Text Messages

Rules of BOYS
Tjhe pane k liye kuch b kr skta hun
Tere pyar me ji aur mr skta hun,
phr b tu na mili to ghm nhi,
ye formula me dusri pe b try kr skTa Hn


Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.


By expecting a Negative Answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

Fresh Flirt SMS

Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti



Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...



Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1 msg bhej k 10 free pate ho,
Hamare Dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
Hamare msg forward kar k naye naye dost banate ho.

Flirt Mobile Messages

Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga
ab tumhe kia chahiye
Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.


Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti



Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
Q k
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h;->

Flirt Text Messages

Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy, Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy, Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy, Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy, Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy, Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he Moral: wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti

Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga, mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga, mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga ab tumhe kia chahiye Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.

Latest way 2 propose a girl... Boy: Excuse me..! Girl: Jee... Boy: Mere hone wale Bachon ki taraf se apko Happy Mothers Day...

Flirt SMS Collection

Cream k Add main face dikhaya.
Soap k Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ke Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ke Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating



Yh madhosh nigahein,
yh pyaase hont,
yh kapkapata badan,
yh ghran saansen,
yh tez dil ki dharkan,........

mujhe to pehley he pta tha k tumhey MALERIA hai




Dosti karo colleg wali sa,
pyar karo office wali sa,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
or mar khao ghar wali say

Flirt SMS

._I__I_,



(_£___=------/
._I__I_,


----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,

Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

Flirt SMS - My Blood is not costly

My blood is not costly,
It is very cheap. But,
My heart is very very costly,
Bcoz, it is full of
.
.
.
.
“YOUUUU”

SMS Flirt

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!


Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!


Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.


As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can"t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u"ll see that it"s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Flirt SMS Messages

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u


All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who"d b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who"d b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.


Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets


Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS

In life when u get troubles, don"t get nervous....
just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART....
HEART may be in left...
but it always right! and loves u


Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You Worries About Yoy Lonely Without U Guess Who?
The MONKEY IN ....THE ZOO....


My eyes miss u,
my feels love u,
my hands needs u,
my mind calls u,
my heart just 4 u ,
my live is u,
i will die without u,
i love u,
My Mother tell me that...


2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies