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Tahir ul Qadri Jokes in Urdu

Funny urdu joke on political leader Dr Tahir ul Qadri.

23 June ko Pakistan aa raha hoon, Tahir ul Qadri
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Musharaf: Chacha masla aaney ka nahi janey ka hota hai :)

Jab kuttey ki mout aati hai

Jab kuttey ki mout aati hai.
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To kutta mar jata he..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye. Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi.. 

Boy vs Girl on Facebook Funny SMS

Boy vs Girl on Facebook Funny SMS
Boy:Kaha se ho? 
Girl:Kolkata
Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai
Girl:Wah!kaunsa area?
Boy:Nai malum
Girl:Name
Boy:Mamta Banerjee
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2 lines Tanhai / Yaad poetry

2 lines Tanhai / Yaad poetry about lover in hindi. 

Kitni ajeeb hai mere andar ki tanhai bhi...
Hazaro apne hai magar yaad tum hi aate ho..!!

Virat Kohli text to Anushka Sharma

After loss ICC WC 2014 final,
Virat Kohli sends a text message to Anushka Sharma.
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Baby, do you still love me :( :(

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka MAZA

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka
"MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"... 
Jaise..
Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, .
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Interval me pani ki tanki k pass khade ho
jane ka,
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Corridor me bhagte hue chillane ka,
. Library me books pr pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko bar bar uske
lover k samne chidane ka,
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Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane
ka...!!! 

Patni Ho Toh Aisi joke

Patni Ho Toh Aisi!

Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.

Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.

Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.

Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...!

Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!"

Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language

Funny Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language. Read huge collection of new funny Pakistani jokes in Urdu.


Aadmi dusrey se: Bhai sahab ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dusra Aadmi: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi....


Biwi: Main Market ja rahi hoon, mujhe 500 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Miyan (ghusay se): Tumhen Paison se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Biwi: Aap se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 


Bhikari Kanjoos Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Kanjoos: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Kanjoos: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana


Ek bewakoof ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na


Bonga: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Bonga: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Bonga: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

Mathira joke in Urdu

Modern Bezzati...
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Boy to Mathira: I love
u & want 2 marry u.
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Mathira: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu...

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu collection.

Santa: 'Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
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Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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Veena Malik: “Shopping”
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Main sharif ho gayi hoon...:)



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Boy:" kya tum hamesha mere
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho ??
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Veena:" haan..
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi ??
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Veena:" nahi..
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Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye ??
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Veena:" jo bhi tum bolo
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi
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Veena:" kabhi nahi..
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Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe mujhse ??
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Veena:" 3000 per month
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Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe aa jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
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Veena:" ji saab, ab mai chalti hoon..
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aur aap soch rahe the ki Veena malik itni acchi kabse ho gayi..???

Ary ye toh koi housemaid thi badqismati say inka naam Veena rakha gaya tha.
Baqi toh aap log jante hi hain k kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hosakti.