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Virat Kohli text to Anushka Sharma

After loss ICC WC 2014 final,
Virat Kohli sends a text message to Anushka Sharma.
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Baby, do you still love me :( :(

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka MAZA

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka
"MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"... 
Jaise..
Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, .
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Interval me pani ki tanki k pass khade ho
jane ka,
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Corridor me bhagte hue chillane ka,
. Library me books pr pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko bar bar uske
lover k samne chidane ka,
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Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane
ka...!!! 

Patni Ho Toh Aisi joke

Patni Ho Toh Aisi!

Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.

Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.

Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.

Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...!

Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!"

Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language

Funny Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language. Read huge collection of new funny Pakistani jokes in Urdu.


Aadmi dusrey se: Bhai sahab ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dusra Aadmi: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi....


Biwi: Main Market ja rahi hoon, mujhe 500 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Miyan (ghusay se): Tumhen Paison se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Biwi: Aap se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 


Bhikari Kanjoos Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Kanjoos: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Kanjoos: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana


Ek bewakoof ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na


Bonga: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Bonga: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Bonga: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

Mathira joke in Urdu

Modern Bezzati...
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Boy to Mathira: I love
u & want 2 marry u.
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Mathira: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu...

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu

Veena Malik Jokes in Urdu collection.

Santa: 'Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
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Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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Veena Malik: “Shopping”
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Main sharif ho gayi hoon...:)



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Boy:" kya tum hamesha mere
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho ??
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Veena:" haan..
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi ??
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Veena:" nahi..
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Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye ??
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Veena:" jo bhi tum bolo
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi
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Veena:" kabhi nahi..
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Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe mujhse ??
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Veena:" 3000 per month
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Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe aa jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
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Veena:" ji saab, ab mai chalti hoon..
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aur aap soch rahe the ki Veena malik itni acchi kabse ho gayi..???

Ary ye toh koi housemaid thi badqismati say inka naam Veena rakha gaya tha.
Baqi toh aap log jante hi hain k kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hosakti.

Data Ganj Bakhsh Poetry

Punjabi poetry on Data Ganj Bakhsh Sahib

Sada rahe aabaad tera darbaar
Teri sarkar
Sada teri chhaon main paaye
Dukhiya chain qaraar
Sada rahe tera chashma meetha
Sada rahe aabaad tera darbaar
Teri sarkar

Pyaar kia dharti se tu ne
Dharti teri yaar
Pyaar kia insaanon se tu ne
Insaan tera yaar
Marham jese haath tere
Tere boloun main mehkaar
Sada rahe aabaad tera darbaar
Teri sarkaar

Nafrat ki sub deewaron se
Nafrat tu ne ki
Insaanon k beech khilaya
Rahmat ka gulzaar
Sada rahe aabaad tera darbaar
Teri sarkaar

Kis k ander dum hai roke
Tere praim ka raag
Bhooke nange paate hain
Is praim se daad muraad
Wehshi. qaatil. ghaaratger
Andhe, khooni, jallaad
Ho jayen ge barbaad
Khushboo teri jaage her soo
Her soo teri pukaar
Sada rahe aabaad tera darbaar
Teri sarkar

Dhoom 3 Joke

Aamir khan Dhoom 3 Joke in Hindi


Dhoom 3 me kaam karke Aamir khan ne
Engineering Student ko Kya sandesha diya..?

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Bhale hi aap Aamir ki tarah
College ua University Top kar lo (3 Idiots)

Par Aakhir me Aapko Job na milne par Chhor hi ban na Padega...

1 Aurat ne ishara ker key

1 Aurat ne ishara ker key tezz aa rhi bus ko
roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhi. Bass Bacha ro raha
hai. Zara bus ka poo-poo baja Do.....

SHADI SE PEHLE LAKDA LADKI

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P