Achi Baat

Khawahishen Badshahon ko Ghulam bana lati han,
Magar,
Sabar Ghulamon ko Baadshah Bana deta hay.

Eid Milad un Nabi Shayari

Hazoor Aisa Koi Intizam Ho Jaye,
Salam Ke Liye Hazir Gulam Ho Jaye...

Eid Milad un Nabi saw Mubark Ho

Good Morning Friend

Janam Apne Hath Mein Nahi
Marna Apne Hath Mein Nahi
Per Jeewan Ko Apne Tarike Se Jina
Apne Hath Mein Hota Hai
Masti Karo Muskurate Raho
Sabke Dilo Mein Jagah Banate Raho
Good Morning Friend

Masoom Ladki

Ek Ladki Bahot Masoom thi..:p
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Nichey kya dekh rahe ho bhai...joke to upar tha...:p
Ladki aur masoom ??..:D

Boy tuj me rab dikhta hai

Boy: tuj me rab dikhta hai yaara
mai kya karu ?
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Girl: darshan kar,
puja kar, aashirwad le,
prasad kha
aur aage nikal piche aur b bhakt
khade ha ... :p

1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi

Funny friendship joke sms in hindi and urdu.

1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi, usme
3 dost saath rehte the..
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1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo
stairs se uper jane lage chadhte-chadhte bor na ho jaye isliye socha ki
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1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki Story Sunaye ga
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2nd friend Koi Funny Story

aur
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3rd wala Koi Sad Story Sunaega . .
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Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch
Jaayenge
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1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur 50
Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye
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2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo 99 Floor Par Ponch Gaye Phir..
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3rd sad face karke bola :- yaaro sadstory ye ha ki
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apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi reh
gayi hai :P =D :P

Sonia gandhi & Sania mirza

Teacher:- Give me an Example 
of Import and Export.

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Santa:- Sonia gandhi & Sania mirza..!

Lovers ke lye ghazal

Ghazal lovers k liye:
Chale aao tum! ke hum yaad karte
hain,
Yeh woh gunaah hai jo hum baar-
baar karte hain,
Jala ke dil mein hasraton ke chirag,
Aapke aane ka intezaar karte hain.
Yaado ka ye karawa hamesha
rahega......
Door jaate hue bhi pyaar wahi

rahega.....
Maff karna mill nahi sake apse......
Magar yakin rakhana in ankhon mein
intezar wahi rahega.
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon
hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon
hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein
shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon
hai.!
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai,
Tere hi khayalon mein din guzar jaata
hai,
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse,
Kya dur reh ker tumko bhi hamara
khayal ata hai...!!

Alama Shoaib Malik

Agar aapka naughbor apko apke hisey ka paani na dey,
Ya
Apke mamlaat main interfair kare,
To,
Uski Larki utha lo.
Alama Shoaib Malik...:)

Dhoni got shocked

Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring
some
vegetables from
market.
Dhoni: but Mom, We cant
defeated
South Africa by 30 runs and
public are in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then
go,no

one will
recognize you. Dhoni goes to
market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni: How did you know, I
am
Dhoni?
Girl: Abeh.. I am kohli.