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Funny Jokes SMS

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi,
kal 1 Larka talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICE wala kehta
chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen,
teri talashi leni hai…


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:Ye Post office hai,
Police station me complaint dijiye
Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu,
kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!


Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,
ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi,
main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

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