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Ek Ladki ki Shadi hui Baba Ji ke pass

Ek Ladki ki nayi nayi shadi hui

Ladki ek baba ke paas gyi

Ladki – baba me bhut sundar hu

Baba – wo to thik hai
par apni samsya bata baccha..

Ladki – baba ji me nahate time kya lagaya kru

Baba – Beti teri lambai kitni hai ?

Ladki – 5 fut 2 inch

Baba – to hath uncha karke kundi laga liya kar beti ..

Naughty sms for Girlfriend in Hindi

Marta to Main Tum pe He Hoon,
Par
Haye Wo Teri Friend ki Neeli Aankhain...

Girlfriend ko garam karne ka tarika

Girlfriend ko garam karne ka tarika,
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Oven per rakh do..
Garam ho jaye gi :)

Suhagraat wala system

POTA: " Dadu Dadu batao na Bacche kaise
paida
hote hai..??
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DADA: " Aasman se pari aati hai or
bachche ko
maa k pet me rakh deti hai..
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POTA:"Dadu... Ab wo suhagraat wala
system
khatam ho gaya kya.. ?
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POTA Rocked , DADU Shocked.. 

School k Dramy Me "MAA" ban ne wali hu

Beti - Main Maa ban ne wali hu.
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Maa-kamini, Kaha jaake muh kala karwa k kaayi
he?
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Kiska paap apne pet me leke aayi he?
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Kis k sath apni hawas aur ayyashi puri kar k aayi
h?
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Padhne ki umar me kaha kahan apne baap ka
naam roshan
karke aayi he?
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Bol warna tujhe anarkali ki tarha deewar me
cement dal k pack
kar dungi...
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Beti (rote hue)- School k Dramy Me "MAA" ban
ne wali hu.

Hindi joke Only for plus 18

Only for plus 18
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Wife ko shak tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.

Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya

or Naukrani ko chupke se chhutti pe bhej diya.

Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di

wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga
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Sex k baad wife boli :Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge

or light on kar di.

watchman: Madam ji Aap ?!!!

Couple SEXY baatien karte huye

Japani couple SEXY baatien karte
huye...
Husband: Sutaki........
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Wife: Kowanini........
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Husband: Toka anji rodi romi
hoayako........
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Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi
yoanakodinda tinkuji........
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Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou
kinatimkouji..
"Logon ka shok to dekho.Samajh
kuch nhi a raha bas SEX ka word
aaya or poora status padh
dala..!!"_▄▄_ (●_●)

Ab 38 rupees me puri raat free! :p

Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?
Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo
1 bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya.
Ab 38 rupees me puri raat free! :p

Uski biwi aur bhi aahista se boli

Aik Aadmi ka gala kharab tha,

Wo raat ke 3 bajedoctor ke ghar gaya,

Bell bajane per doctor ki wife bahar nikli,

Dard ki waja se: Wo aadmi bohat aahista se bola

Doctor saab hain:

Uski biwi aur bhi aahista se boli

har cheez mae ungli karna

agar ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle toh
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toh ghee ko garam kar lo..
har cheez mae ungli karna aachi baat nai hai....

Abhi mood nahi hai

Ek ladki pehli baar ek ladke se akele main mili,

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Paki hissa baad main sunaon ga, Abhi mood nahi hai

Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro, Light NA AAJAYE..;

Responses Of Kiss;

American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,

... Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me

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Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AAJAYE..;-)

Abhi Ap Chotay Ho

Larka Larki Mai Ho Rahi Thi Kissing
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Larka Larki Mai Ho Rahi Thi Kissing
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Abhi Ap Chotay Ho To
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*Some Text Is Missing* =D

Why Do Gals Watch Sexy Movies

Height Of Innocence...

Why Do Gals Watch sexy Muvi Till D End?????
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Bcoz They Think Dat D Boy Vil Marry D Gal In D End.
And Will Live Hapily 4 Ever :D

Think before you smile

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
So better think before you smile.

Urdu Naughty Joke

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
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Vitamin”SHE”
ki kami hay

English Naughty Messages

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it


A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"


What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts.
This is no ordinary blow job!

Naughty Urdu SMS Messages

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,
us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen ,
main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,
ab ap ki bari hay


Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar,
meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.


Yar tusi sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

Naughty Messages

There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



BUY A SCOOTY.....
PICK UP A BEAUTY,
DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,
REMOVE HER NIGHTY...
DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ...
GET A CUTY};


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