Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
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Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Wrong Number
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
.
Wrong Number
exchnge in the lower berth.
Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Santa to Doctor Funny Joke
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: Theek hai doc saab aapne Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di!
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: Theek hai doc saab aapne Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di!
Sardar cycle chor
1 Sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam tha,
Lekin saboot na honey ki waja sr Court ne use chor dya,
Jatey huay sardar judge se:
"Fer o cycle main e rakh laan?"
Lekin saboot na honey ki waja sr Court ne use chor dya,
Jatey huay sardar judge se:
"Fer o cycle main e rakh laan?"
Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao
Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
By: Crispy
Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
By: Crispy
Santa raat ko cycle le ke
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:
Yaar, ye konsa road tha?
Itne sare speed breaker
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:
Yaar, ye konsa road tha?
Itne sare speed breaker
Santa Banta Funny Joke SMS
Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
.
Wrong Number
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
.
Wrong Number
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Hindi Sardarji Jokes
Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?
2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.
1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai
2nd sardar: Woh kaise?
1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?
Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
Bus chali jhatka laga aur Sardar ek ladki par ja gira
Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.
2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.
1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai
2nd sardar: Woh kaise?
1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?
Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
Bus chali jhatka laga aur Sardar ek ladki par ja gira
Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.
English Sardar Jokes Collection
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
Sardar Text Jokes Collection
Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?
Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.'
Friend: What is common between Mr Gandhi and Mr Jinnah?
Sardar: All r born on govt holidays
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.'
Friend: What is common between Mr Gandhi and Mr Jinnah?
Sardar: All r born on govt holidays
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Sardar English Jokes Collection
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:
"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:
"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Sardar Joke in English
Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light!"
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light!"
Funny Sardar Text Collection in Hindi
Sardar's Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Sardar: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS" kaha to thappad marti hai,
Sardar Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha
Aap Kaha Rehti Hain
Ldki: MGRoad
Sardar: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Ho,
Sardar: Shirt K Lie Koi Badhiya Kapda dikhao?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.
Sardar: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS" kaha to thappad marti hai,
Sardar Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha
Aap Kaha Rehti Hain
Ldki: MGRoad
Sardar: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Ho,
Sardar: Shirt K Lie Koi Badhiya Kapda dikhao?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.
Santa Banta English Jokes Collection
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
Sardar Jokes Collection in English
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar Jokes Messages in Hindi
Teacher: Tmhary abu ka kya naam hai??
Sardar: google Singh.
Teacher: ye kesa naam hai?
Sardar: Main jaha b hota, Wo mujhe dh0ond leta hai
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
Sardar: google Singh.
Teacher: ye kesa naam hai?
Sardar: Main jaha b hota, Wo mujhe dh0ond leta hai
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
Funny Sardar Jokes in English
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
,
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty
together again
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
,
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty
together again
Sardar Jokes in Hindi
Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol"
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol"
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