After loss ICC WC 2014 final,
Virat Kohli sends a text message to Anushka Sharma.
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Baby, do you still love me :( :(
Virat Kohli sends a text message to Anushka Sharma.
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Baby, do you still love me :( :(
Showing posts with label Cricket SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cricket SMS. Show all posts
Quotes about great Sachin Tendulakar
Great peoples quotes about great Sachin Tendulakar
Mathew Hayden: Maine Bhagwan Ko Dekha Hai. Who Tests Mein India Ke Liye 4 Number Par Bat Karta Hai!
Lara: Agar Cricket Dharm Hai Toh Sachin Uska Bhagwan Hai!
Anil Kumble: Meri Kismet Hai Ke Mujhe Sachin Ko Sirf Nets Mein Ball Daalni Padti Hai!
Paul Strang: Zimbabwe Ko 10 Sachin Tendulkar Chahiye!
Allan Border: Mujhe Yeh Daraata Hai Ke Main Usko Ball Kahan Pe Daalu?
Mahinder Singh Dhoni: Sachin Tendulkar Ne Cricket Mein Jitney Run Banaye Hain, Maine Utni Balls Bhi Nahi Face Ki!
Alama Shoaib Malik
Agar aapka naughbor apko apke hisey ka paani na dey,
Ya
Apke mamlaat main interfair kare,
To,
Uski Larki utha lo.
Alama Shoaib Malik...:)
Dhoni got shocked
Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring
some
vegetables from
market.
Dhoni: but Mom, We cant
defeated
South Africa by 30 runs and
public are in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then
go,no
some
vegetables from
market.
Dhoni: but Mom, We cant
defeated
South Africa by 30 runs and
public are in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then
go,no
one will
recognize you. Dhoni goes to
market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni: How did you know, I
am
Dhoni?
Girl: Abeh.. I am kohli.
recognize you. Dhoni goes to
market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni: How did you know, I
am
Dhoni?
Girl: Abeh.. I am kohli.
Funny Dhoni Joke in Hindi
Dhoni england se cricket khel kar aya,
Kisi ne poocha k last match main kitne Runs banay?
Dhoni: 100 hone main 98 runs the ke run out ho gaya
Kisi ne poocha k last match main kitne Runs banay?
Dhoni: 100 hone main 98 runs the ke run out ho gaya
Shahid Afrid retirement ke bad
Breaking News
Shahid Afrid retirement ke bad Karachi main
"Tandoor"
kholen gain,
Naam ho ga
"Boom Boom Chapati"
Shahid Afrid retirement ke bad Karachi main
"Tandoor"
kholen gain,
Naam ho ga
"Boom Boom Chapati"
Advice to the captain Dhoni
India's one-time dashing batsman,
Sehwag had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'
Sehwag had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'
Misbah century bnaey ga
Teacher : ye konsa tense hai??
''Misbah century bnaey ga ''??
Student : Future impossible tense
''Misbah century bnaey ga ''??
Student : Future impossible tense
Where are Oonam Pandey
Model Poonam Pandey says she'll go nude if Team India wins the World Cup!.
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Where are Oonam Pandey??????
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Where are Oonam Pandey??????
Poonam Pandey go Nude
Model Poonam Pandey says she'll go nude if Team India wins the World Cup!
Veena Malik kaha peeche rehne wali thi.....
She'll go nute if Team Pakistan wins the World Cup!
Kise dekhna chate ho????lolz
Veena Malik kaha peeche rehne wali thi.....
She'll go nute if Team Pakistan wins the World Cup!
Kise dekhna chate ho????lolz
Cricket Quotes on Worldcup 2011
Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.
Paul Hogan
Cricket the world over, I don't think, will ever know how different things would be without Kerry Packer.
Tony Greig
Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch.
Peter Tork
I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.
Ian Botham
Paul Hogan
Cricket the world over, I don't think, will ever know how different things would be without Kerry Packer.
Tony Greig
Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch.
Peter Tork
I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.
Ian Botham
India Team Ground main aa rahi hai
Hatt Jao
Raasta Do
PLEASE
PLZ…
SAMNEY SE HATTO…
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India Cricket Team Ground main aa rahi hai…:-)
(\ /)
/¤¤) “^—-;”;
\,,/”( , ,
Raasta Do
PLEASE
PLZ…
SAMNEY SE HATTO…
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India Cricket Team Ground main aa rahi hai…:-)
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/¤¤) “^—-;”;
\,,/”( , ,
Khamoshi ka boycott
Kamran Akmal's House address .. 283 Block E Defence Lahore
Agar aaj kch nhi karo gae to kal bhugto gae... Khamoshi ka boycott.
Agar aaj kch nhi karo gae to kal bhugto gae... Khamoshi ka boycott.
Sachin Vs Kambli Joke
Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin's wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?" When Sachin replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy", Kapil appears behind them and adds, "Our energy".
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin's wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?" When Sachin replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy", Kapil appears behind them and adds, "Our energy".
Joke on Shilpa Shetty
Height Of Misunderstanding:
IPL T20 Flash News!
"All Boys Performed Well Last Night.
I Was Fully Satisfied"
Shilpa Shetty
IPL T20 Flash News!
"All Boys Performed Well Last Night.
I Was Fully Satisfied"
Shilpa Shetty
Funny Cricket SMS Jokes
Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!
President Asif Zardari Ne Pcb Chairman Ejaz Butt Se Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Ker Li Aur Poocha K
"Mera Hissa Kahan Hy
Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi
Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi
Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi
Par Jeet Hoti Kese!
India Ne Hijron Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi
2 Sardar Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,
Afridi Ne Six Mara
1st sardar: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,
2 sardar: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.
Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!
President Asif Zardari Ne Pcb Chairman Ejaz Butt Se Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Ker Li Aur Poocha K
"Mera Hissa Kahan Hy
Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi
Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi
Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi
Par Jeet Hoti Kese!
India Ne Hijron Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi
2 Sardar Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,
Afridi Ne Six Mara
1st sardar: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,
2 sardar: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.
Cricket Joke on Indian Cricketers
At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."
After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."
After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."
After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England
bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
next match."
At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"
Mongia to Joshi "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these
bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."
Joshi to Mongia "What is it?"
Mongia to Joshi " You have to bowl to me."
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."
After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."
After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."
After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England
bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
next match."
At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"
Mongia to Joshi "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these
bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."
Joshi to Mongia "What is it?"
Mongia to Joshi " You have to bowl to me."
Cricket Jokes on Pakistani Cricket Team
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
Ke Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot!
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi.
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
Ke Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot!
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi.
Indian Cricket Jokes SMS in Hindi
Aasma ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye?,
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye?,
Aasma ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye?,
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye?,
Arey koi samjhao, India ko??,
cricket match mein jitane wala chahiye
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. ?
An American Says: Our dogs are so well trained that they can detect bombs planted any where.
A Japnese says: Our fish can play football.
A Canadian says: Our Dolphins can carry humans and swim.
The Indian says: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai.
Hamare to GADHE bhi CRICKET WORLD CUP khelte hain
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye?,
Aasma ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye?,
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye?,
Arey koi samjhao, India ko??,
cricket match mein jitane wala chahiye
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. ?
An American Says: Our dogs are so well trained that they can detect bombs planted any where.
A Japnese says: Our fish can play football.
A Canadian says: Our Dolphins can carry humans and swim.
The Indian says: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai.
Hamare to GADHE bhi CRICKET WORLD CUP khelte hain
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