Bad Things About Me

 Bad Things About Me

My Wife and Other Women - Funny Status

 

7 Rules of Life Whatasapp Facebook Status

 

One Person = Infinite Feelings Status Pic

 

One line quote sms in english

If you don't know, then ask. if you don't agree, then argue. if you don't like it, then say it, but don't keep silent and judge me.

Sexy Quote in English

According To A Research Of William Sexfear,

The Only Time A Man Taking Care Of A Girl’s Hair Is While She Is Giving Him A Blow Job.

Sharapova vs Serena funny joke

Wife: (shouting) Stop watching p.o.r.n,,,

I can hear it in the kitchen......
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Husband:
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I'm not watching p.o.r.n

it's Sharapova vs Serena...

I'm watching tennis...

Funny joke on engineers

Why engineers don't have any Girl Friend? 
Reasons:
1- They don't have enough time 
OR
2- Girls don't Go for Engineers bcz they are Book worms. 

College Professor to a girl

Medical College Professor to a girl
student :
"Which human body part expands 5
times its normal size ?"
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Girl Student: "Sir I can't answer this
question, it's too embarrassing.
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Professor asked the same question to
a Male Student."
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Male Student: "It's the Pupil of an human eye."
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Professor : "Correct."
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Then Professor turned to the female
student and said, "Listen baby,
Not
only your thinking is wrong but your
expectations are also very high...."!!!

Thought 0f The Day

~ Thought 0f The Day ~
If You Think Positively, Sound Becomes Music, Movement Becomes Dance, Smile Becomes Laughter, Silence Becomes MeditatiOn, And Life Becomes A Celebration.

RaJnIkAnT as Student

When RaJnIkAnT was a student

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?Teachers used to bunk class

Husband Wife English Joke

Husband:when i got mad at you never fight back..how do u control your anger?
WIFE: i clean the toilet bowl.
HUSBAND:hOw does that help?
WIFE:Because i use your tooth brush..
HUSBAND:Whatttttttttt

Cool SMS Messages in English

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U


The First Person In The Morning
'N The Last Person In The Night
You Think About,
Is Either The Cause Of Your Happiness Or
The Cause Of Your Pain


Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

Royal Wedding Jokes

collection of Prince William jokes and Princess Kate jokes

Q: Why is the royal wedding like a three ring circus?
A: Because there is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!



Q: Why is Prince William’s marriage worse than a lottery?
A: With a lottery, you do have a slight chance.



Q: What’s the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he’s too old to do it.



Q: What’s Prince William’s definition of a perfect wife?
A: One who helps him with the dishes.


Q: What are the two steps Prince William must take to have a successful marriage?
A: First, let Princess Kate think she is having here own way. Second, let her have her own way.

Nice to hear again and again

A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
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Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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......He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
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Student: "Nice to hear again and again"

English batsmen and drug addicts

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Maha Shivaratri Wishes Messages

Devotees must spend the night of Shivaratri by chanting with full sincerity the name of Lord Shiva and seek His divine blessings

Shiva Ratri is a much anticipated festival by all Hindus. Pilgrims and yogis (holy men), from all over Southeast Asia come to Kathmandu weeks before the festival. On this holy day people fast through out the day. At dawn, worshippers take a holy bath or dip in the river and go to the temple to worship. happy siva ratri, from kancharana's ,srikakulam, sorligam.


Shivratri blessings to you and your family.May the almighty Lord Shiva bless youall with good things and perfect health."

Related Link:
Maha Shivaratri Hindi SMS

ANGER is an acid that

ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.

Management student hugs a girl

A management student hugs a girl..

girl: what is this?

Boy: direct marketing.

*girl slaps the boy*

Boy:what is this?

Girl: customer feed back!

Santa at an Art Gallery

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

By: Kanika