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Punjabi Non Veg SMS Jokes

Munde da pio - Asi taa 3 Kapdea ch Kudi lai jawange.
Vichola - Theek hai,Vaise v ehna di Kudi KACHHI nahi paundi.


Teacher: late kyon aye ho?
Student: main g majh lavaun gya c.
Tchr-eh kamm tera peo ni c kar sakda?
Std-G kar ta sakda c par jhota jyada wadiya karda hai


Doctor says- sardarni is not pragenent,
it was just gas problem.
sardar says: hey rabba mainu tu lun ditta hai ya hawa bharan da pump?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ldki ldke nu-Mein Teinu chadd k ja rahi aa...
Meinu bhul jayi..."_"
Munda-Na tere aaun di khushi,
Na tere jaan da gum....
Fudi teri le lyi,
Dafa ho ja,
Teri bhen Di Lun.