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Cricket Jokes

Rahul 'The Wall' Dravid had been at the crease for two hours
and had scored one run. Rival team players were getting impatient,
and so was the non-striker batsman.
It finally got too much for the umpire as well.
He raised his finger and said: 'Out'.
'What for?' said the batsman puzzled.
'Delaying the match with intent,' answered the angry umpire.



India's one-time dashing batsman, Sehwag had a high opinion
of himself and was very free with his advice to the captain, Dhoni.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the other one?'

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