Puzzle SMS Messages

It's challenge
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .
"humari billi hume hi miyaun"
Rep fast.
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Answer is
My Tutor My Foot



Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.
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Ans>> Nawasi



Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
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Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
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Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
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CHALLANGE
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Reply Fast.

Ans >>Kafan