Jija Sali Funny SMS Collection

Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?

Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon

Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female

Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se




Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 sardar bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.



Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda…!