Funny Sardar SMS

Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the bole: Car q rok di?
Driver: Aage boht bara gadhaa hai.
Sardar: Bewaqoof! Haaran kis lye hai!
Haaran baja.


Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Serdar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay ...


Ek lArKi saRdAr sE tAkRaI aUr bOli:
I aM sOrrY.
SarDar:
I aM diLgEeT sInGh
NyC 2 mEEt yOu mIss sOrrY ...=