Santa Banta SMS

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai


Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have a one more.


Santa: I want pink curtains for my Computer screen
Salesman: But Computers do not need curtains.
Santa: Oye, I have installed Windows.


Santa Parking 2 wheeler sms joke
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.