Funny SMS

Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win "Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award"
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..


Kabhi yaad aaye
To phone kar lena,
Paise kam ho
to Sms kar lena,
Agar ye bhi na kar sake to
Mobile dahi mein Daal kar
Vibration on kar lena...
Aur
Lassi Pee Lena


Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur...
Wife: Aur Kya?
Aur...
Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par


Abhi Agar Apka SMS Ayega To He Hum Roti Khayenge,
VARNA...
Aaj Gusse Me Panir-Prantha Aur Kasmiri Pulaw K Bad IceCream Khake Din Bitayenge.