Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha,
Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”