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Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Ladka-tumhare do tango k bech kya hai?
Ladki-nark hai nark.
Tumhare do tango k bich kya hai?
Ladka-ek papi hai jo tumhare nark me ghusna chahta hai


Suhag rat k din dulha: janeman aj tujhe chand per le ke jaunga.
Dulhan:pehle apna rocket to dikhao


Divorse ke baad husband:
"bacha mera hai"
Wife: wah ji wah!
baratan mera,dudh mera thodasa nimbu kya nichod diya, pura panir tera


By: Hasu, Ashish

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