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Sexy Jokes in Hindi

Lala :Dctr gand me dard hai.
Doc:mai hath ghusata hu, batana kaha hai.
Lala :andar aur andar aur aur andar,aur haan yahi.
Doc:bhosdike gale mein TONSIL hain.


Condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
Bom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
Condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay


Gabbar-Ye gaand mujhe de de thakur!
THAKUR- Dekh gabbar,haath tak to theek tha,
Magar ' BUND PANGA 'mujhe pasand nahin!

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