Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers.
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
Why Cant Santa Dial 911?
They Cant Find The Eleven on The Phone.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
No comments:
Post a Comment