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Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Collection

Santa Pahli Baar Village mein gaya,
Base se utarte hi, mitti haath mein uthakar bola
Gav ki mitti ki khusboo hi alag hoti.
Banta bola: Bhai theek se dekh, ye mitti nahi tatti hai


Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,


Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Santa: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Santa: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.

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