Pathan Jokes in Urdu

Pathan ney apnee bhabe ko katal kar dia
Police: tum nay apnee bhabe ko katal Kyu kia?
Pathan: Mere dost kay pas call aaee
Woh hans hans kay baat kr rha tha.
Main ne pucha kaun hai.
To bola tmhari BHABI


Aik pathan samosy khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.
Aik admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khatey.
Pathan bola: baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khanay se mana kia hay;-



Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:four
Teacher: Kaun Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
aur
4. Mera Chacha
Gul Azam.