Urdu Insult SMS

Kuch Gharailu Totkay:

1. Agar aap ko kutta kaat lay to aap usay kaat lein, Hisaab barabar ho jaye ga.

2. Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhaagay se si lein, kisi ko pata nahin chalay ga.

3. Agar aap ka qad chhota hai to 3 se 4 martaba phaansi lein, agar bach gaye to bohat fayeda ho ga.

4. Agar aap ke baal girtay hain to tind karwa lein, naye baal aanay tak koi baal nahin giray ga




“Aapke girl friend ka phone aaya tha
”
”
Keh rahi thi
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”
Koi pathar say na maray mere dewane ko
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”
Tecnology Ka Dor hai
BOMB Se Ura do saley ko.”



Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoey in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga,

InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga,
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“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”…
-Try kar ke dekho lo-