Munna Bhai Funny Jokes

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.



MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
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GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
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Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
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Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”