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Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied:Bhejnewala gadha,padhnewala mahan.


Banta:Oye to har SMS ko 2 baar kyom bhej raha hai?
Santa:Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe


Santa traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai.
While its landing, he shouted "BOMBAY, BOMBAY".
Air hostess said: "B silent".
Sardar: O.k.."Ombay, ombay"

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