Funny Mahatma Gandhi SMS Jokes

Santa:Ye gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyu rehte hai?.
Banta:Simple hai yar.
Royenge to note Geela ho jayega Na….



Teacher:
Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:
He is one of the great hero who helped Munna bhai to impress his girlfriend



Wah Re GANDHI..
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kya chali Teri Aandhi .
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Aya tha Langot me.
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Aur ghus gaya…
5 .
10 .
20 .
50 .
100 .
500 .
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Aur .
1000 k note me