Altaf Husain SMS Jokes

Altaf bhai London main EID ki shopping ker ka jany lagy to
Shopkeeper bola: Bhai paisey....?
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Altaf Bhai Shopkeeper ka kandha daba kar bolay:
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Pagal tujhse thori longa.



Altaf bhai ek school visit karne gaye....!
ek class main aakar boley:
"Bachon koi sawal pochna hay to pochoo...!"
Pappu hath uper kar kay
"sir mere 3 sawal hain...."
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jate...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai...?
Q.3: MQM election kese jeet jaati hai...?
Ess say pahle k Altaf bhai jawab dattay half time ki bell baj gai...
After Half time bubblo khara hoa or kaha:
"sir i have 5 Question "
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jat’te...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai?
Q.3: MQM election kese kese jeet hay?
Q.4: Half time ki bell 20 minut pahlay kese baj gaye?
Or akhri sawal.
Q.5 Pappu kahan hai...?
G A. . . . . MQM,



Ek dafaa Altaf Husain Hajj kernay guy
Wahaan shetaan ko pather mar rhay tha ka awaz
aee
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"BHAI"
Yahaaan anay ki kia zarooraat thee
Mujhajy hi LONDON bolaa lia hota
Agar yaha kisi Pakistani ne dekh lya to??