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Pakistan Politics Funny SMS

Sardar: Pakistanio ke pass bhi hamari tarha brain nahi hai,
Dost: Tumhe kaise pata?
Sardar: Agar brain hota to zardari ko president banate,


Teacher: Wo kon sa ghada hai jise phone per chelane ka shoke hai?
Student: MQM ka Altaf Bahi


Zardari Pakistanio se: Logo Jagte rehna, Mere bhorse per mat rehna,
Main Zardari hoon, koi chokidaar nahi


Zardar Rehman Malik se: Ham agle election jeet to jayen ge,
Rehman Malik: Kyon nahi, Iss ke lye PPP ko abh aap ki qurbani ki zarrorat hai,
warna koi chance nahi

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