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Funny Pathan Jokes Collection

Ek Pathan 2 Meter Lambay Pipe se Hukka Pee Raha tha.
Ek Aadmi ne pucha: Itne lamby pipe se q pe rahy ho?
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Pathan: Dr.Sahab ne Tambaku se door rehne ko kaha hai.



Pathan PCO main gaya,
Jaib se Mobile nikala aur Baat kar k Bahar aagaya.
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Kisi ne pucha: Jab Tumhary pas Mobile tha to PCO mai kyon gaye?
Pathan: Mere Dost ne kaha tha PCO main call rates kam hain,


2 Pathan 1 Darakht k Neechey beth kar baten kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek Aam(mango) girta hai..
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1st Pathan to 2nd: Ye aam kese gira?
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bolta hai,
Saalo pakk gaya hon main tum logo ki baten sun kr...

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