Funny Joke SMS

1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:
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Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
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B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...



Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?



Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai...
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Husband: Woh kese?
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Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai.