Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich,
main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich,
fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda,
main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
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