Pathaan to Bill gates tum b kamaal hay
Bil Gates : WHY?
Pathan" Tum nay naam Gates Rakha hay
jabka business kertay ho Windows ka...!
Pathan’s father gave him a gun,
on wedding night & said.
fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Pathan fired in air 1st night
and shot her on 2nd night
English man To Pathan : What is your Name?
Pathan : Umer daraaz Khan
English man : what is the meaning of your name?
Pathan long life khan
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