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MQM, Altaf Husain Jokes

Altaf bhai London main EID ki shopping ker ka jany lagy to
Shopkeeper bola: Bhai paisey....?
Altaf Bhai Shopkeeper ka kandha daba kar bolay:
Pagal tujhse thori longa.


Altaf bhai ek school visit karne gaye....!
ek class main aakar boley:
"Bachon koi sawal pochna hay to pochoo...!"
Pappu hath uper kar kay
"sir mere 3 sawal hain...."
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jate...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai...?
Q.3: MQM election kese jeet jaati hai...?
Ess say pahle k Altaf bhai jawab dattay half time ki bell baj gai...
After Half time bubblo khara hoa or kaha:
"sir i have 5 Question "
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jat’te...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai?
Q.3: MQM election kese kese jeet hay?
Q.4: Half time ki bell 20 minut pahlay kese baj gaye?
Or akhri sawal.
Q.5 Pappu kahan hai...?
G A. . . . . MQM,


ek dafaa Altaf Husain Hajj kernay guy
wahaan shetaan ko pather mar rhay tha ka awaz
aee
"BHAI"
yahaaan anay ki kia zarooraat thee
mujhajy hi LONDON bolaa lia hota

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