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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,
ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi,
main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.



Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?
Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-
'Maine patient ko loot liya,
ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.



PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi,
kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta
chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen,
teri talashi leni hai...

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