Latest SMS Messages in Hindi, Urdu and English. Best 1 line, 2 line and 4 line quotes and sayings for mobile Text Messages and Whatsapp Status.
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Funny SMS Jokes

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..



boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher:
kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?
teacher replied: nhi.
boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.



Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,
outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha,
jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

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