Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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