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Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language

Funny Pakistani Jokes in Urdu Language. Read huge collection of new funny Pakistani jokes in Urdu.


Aadmi dusrey se: Bhai sahab ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dusra Aadmi: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi....


Biwi: Main Market ja rahi hoon, mujhe 500 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Miyan (ghusay se): Tumhen Paison se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Biwi: Aap se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 


Bhikari Kanjoos Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Kanjoos: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Kanjoos: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana


Ek bewakoof ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na


Bonga: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Bonga: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Bonga: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

1 comment:

Paki said...

I like you 4th joke. Really funny one. Thanks for share. Please share jokes on Pakistani Drama Actress.

Thanks
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