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Sawami Lunnacharya jokes in hindi

Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Anusar
Shaadi Ki Gaanth To Aasman Mein Hi Bandh Jati Hai 
Aadmi To Sirf Petikot, Salwar Aur Bra Ki Gaanthe Kholne Ke Liye Hi Zamin Par Bheja Jaata Hai.


Ek Baar Swami Lunnacharya Ji Apne Bhakto Ko Pravachan De Ke Uthe.
To Ek Angrej Ladki, Jo Unke Pravachan Se Bahut Impress Ho Chuki Thi, Unhhe Apne Sath Sex Karne Ka Offer Diya.
Ladki Jawan Aur Bahut Khubsurat Thi Aur Apne Swami Ji Bhi Tharki Thhe, Unhone Offer Accept Kar Liya.
Angrejan Ko Le Gaye Apne Kamre Mein Aur Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya.
Jaisa Ki Aapko Pata Hai Wo Buddhe The, Aur Shareer Mein Jaan Kam Thhi, Sex Karte Karte Achanak Kaanpne Lage.
Ladki Ne Bahut Pyaar Se Puchha: “Kya Hua Swaami Ji? Aap Kaamp Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Ab Swami Ji Akhir Thhe To Sachhe Desh Bhakat, Unhone Socha Ye To Bahar Jake India Ki Beizzjti Kar Degi, Kuch Soch Ke Bole
Lunnacharya: “Bachha Wo Kya Hai, Tum Logo Ko To Vibrators Lene Ki Adat Hai, Mene Socha Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist De Du, Kam Se Kam Yad To Rakhogi Swami Ji Ko“

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