Raajneeti Jokes in Hindi

Raajneeti Jokes in Hindi / Indian political joke in hindi. Funny Indian Raajneeti/political sms joke on indian politician. Jokes on Neta logg. Rahul Gandhi Jokes, Sonia Gandhi Jokes, Narendra modi Jokes Funny, BJP Party Jokes, Congrees Party funny SMS, Manmohan Singh funny SMS, 

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge…..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why….??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye….??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why….??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega…!!!!!

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SONIA GANDHI during her speech told a story…

“There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to
his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up
a room completely.

First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn’t fill
the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn’t
fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and
the room was filled with light completely.”

Kapil Sibbal added “RAHUL GANDHI is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity.”

Narendra Modi asked:
“Woh sab toh theek hai, but where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?”

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Child: What is Indian Politics?

Father: I run the home so I am government,
Your Mom is Opposition,
Our Maid is Working Class,
We all look after You,
So you are People &
Your Younger Brother is Future,
This is Indian Politics.

At Night Boy Heard his Brother Crying as his Nappy was Dirty.
Boy went to Mother, She was Sleeping,
Then he went to Maid’s Room,
Where he Saw his Father Having fun With Her Maid.

He Went Back to Sleep, Next Day Boy to Father:
Now I Understand Indian Politics clearly…

Government is Fucking Working Class
Opposition is Sleeping,
People are Ignored,
Future is in Deep Shit.=))

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Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) 

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Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

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Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team :

Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma. 

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*Today’s Truth*

Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..

Yaaro

Kyun ki yaha..

Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..

aur

Jawan Facebook!!

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Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!